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fuckin' monsterskate.com dickheads

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  1. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    okay, so back in january i ordered a hat. one hat. one goddamn $30 hat. just one hat. got an e-mail confirmation on the fifth. towards the end of the month, i still hadn't got anything, so i called them. the dude on the phone told me it was on backorder, and i should get it the beginning of february.

    valentine's day rolls around. still no hat. i call, and get voicemail. i leave a semi-pissed off message and my cell number, and three days later hadn't got called back. i call 4 or 5 more times, and finally on the 28th some chic calls me and tells me that the company discontinued the hat. i asked if she could send out another hat, and she said sure. i told her 'just whatever hat, i dont care. i just want something.'


    so here i am today. nothing. no hat, nothing. i called 4 or 5 times this morning, and by the fifth phone call was screaming 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK' every other word. i log onto the website, and see the little 'live chat open' icon.


    Please wait for a site operator to respond.
    You are now chatting with 'Michael'
    Michael: How can I help?
    you: i ordered a hat like four fuckin months ago.
    you: i still havent got shit.
    Michael: what's your order?
    you: my damn credit card was charged like the day after i ordered it.
    you: #43728
    Michael: number?
    you: i called the number that was on the email i got back in late january...i was told it was on backorder and i should receive it in early february
    you: now when i call, all i get is a fuckin answering machine.
    Michael: well...we haven't charged the card because it hasn't shipped
    Michael: but
    Michael: I'm sorry
    Michael: we still do not have the hat either
    you: well...whats the status on it?
    Michael: is there another one you want??
    Michael: it's backorder......
    Michael: we just received out Blitz shipment in today
    Michael: and it's not in the shipment
    you: so its on backorder?
    you: were you planning on letting me know somehow?
    Michael: so that might be their lazy way of telling us it's not coming
    Michael: sorry
    Michael: really sorry
    you: ok, heres another question for you
    you: three or four weeks ago i talked to someone on the phone
    you: SHE told me that they didnt make the hat anymore
    you: and that she'd send a different hat to me that same day.
    Michael: I would rather swap it for something else then to make you wait for it
    Michael: and you still received nothing?
    Michael: one moment
    you: i havent received shit.
    Michael: Did you request a specific hat?
    you: no.
    you: i told her 'just send whatever flexfit thats the same price, its been so long i just want SOMETHING'
    Michael: you just want any hat??
    you: well, what birdhouse hats do you have IN STOCK
    you: that will ACTUALLY be sent out sometime before easter gets here
    Michael: ok, i'll talk to them....
    you: ?
    Michael: i'm looking
    Michael: birdhouse does not have any flex fits
    Michael: only stretch fit
    you: whats the difference
    Michael: and truckers
    Michael: I actually beleive there the same thing....just different manufacturers
    you: k, well whatabout the Toy Logo Cut OutStretch-Fit Cap
    you: is that in stock?
    Michael: is a strach fit ok?
    you: sure.
    you: ...
    Michael: I don't see one birdhouse hat in stock
    Michael: what other brands do you like?
    you: anti hero....
    you: but im gonna go out on a limb and guess that you probably dont have anything in stock for them either.
    you: etnies....
    Michael: i checking
    you: darkstar, deathbox, hook-ups
    Michael: anti has no flex fits either only trucker hats
    you: etnies, darkstar, deathbox, hook-ups, zoo york?
    Michael: one second
    Michael: Shortys?
    you: sure
    you: so you have like fifty brands listed...and you have shorty's in stock.
    Michael: no, that's just the first one I see...
    you: which shorty's flex/stretchfit do you have in stock
    Michael: original logo
    you: surely you gotta have more hats than that.
    Michael: yeah, I have a lot but there trucker hats
    Michael: I have the res doh eyes trucker hat
    you: woowoo
    you: do you have any stretch/flex hats other than shortys?
    Michael: i think I have a anti hero, black, flex fit in...it's not on the site though
    Michael: i have a grind king hat
    you: what style?
    you: link or a pic or somethin of it?
    Michael: nope
    Michael: sorry
    Michael: it's the black hero
    you: and you have it in stock?
    Michael: i have a spitfire flex fit :Bighead with raised stiching
    Michael: i've got Zoo York, flex fit, crackerjack
    Michael: hello?
    you: im looking
    you: k, how long would it take you to ship out the zoo york
    Michael: I'll try my hardest to get it out today
    you: try your hardest meaning....
    you: you'll click 'send' and then maybe whatever green-card-less miminum-wage mexican that works in shipping will MAYBE put it on a truck today?
    Michael: well...it depends on how much stuff is already being shipped today
    Michael: sometime I can throw something in but it's already 1pm and ups and fedex pick up real soon
    you: but since i first placed an order back in january, you'd think i'd be at least CLOSE to the top of the list....
    Michael: yeah
    Michael: of course
    you: k, so am i gonna get like some kinda free monsterskate t-shirts or SOMETHING since it took 3 goddamn months to get anything done?
    Michael: yeah
    you: ...
    you: ?
    Michael: I don't have a monsterskate tee right now
    Michael: but I'll get you something
    you: k.
    Michael: what size?
    you: medium
    Michael: ok
    Michael: got it
    Michael: sorry
    Michael: thanks!
    you: alrighty...
    you: can you like email me some kinda tracking number or something as soon as it ships?
    Michael: yeap
    you: k
    you: any idea when i shold expect it?
    Michael: at the martini_with_olives
    Michael: address
    you: @yahoo.com
    you: yes.
    Michael: ok
    Michael: If I can get it out today then you will get it tomorrow
    you: k
    you: thanks.
    Michael: but I might not be able to overnight it tonight so it might be Wednesday
    you: k
    Michael: sorry
    Michael: I'll try
    you: allright...thanks man.
    Michael: thanks
    Michael: no prob
    Michael: SORRY!






    if i dont get at least one t-shirt in the right size and a not-gay color, im going to call until i fill up their voice mailbox.
     
  2. civicious

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    :cliffs:

    ordered a hat in early january
    didnt get shit
    called
    still didnt get shit
    talked to a dude on livehelp today, he said i'll get a hat plus some free shit.
     
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    Damn, I am not reading all of that. Thanks for the Cliffs!

    You should sew them. You will probably win about $103,998 for pain and suffering.
     
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    hahaha, well hopefully you'll get your shit.....


    offtopic : I can't stand those fucking Trucker hats........ughh.
     
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    over a $30 hat? lol....


    i dunno, i'd rather just be a pain in the ass on the phone.
     
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    It just reminded me of the stella awards!

    Just tell them that you broke your ankle due to your hat not being there on time! You will be a millionare in no time!!
     
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    WTF was this? Im confused

    Hopefully you'll get your shit soon. It would be cool if they hooked you up with a mad tite JDM sk8board!
     
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    At least the guy on the chat was being nice even though you were upset... I bet you'll get something this time.
     
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    im gonna be super-piseed if i dont.

    is there some kind of agency or organization or somethin i could report them to?
     
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    Better Business Beurau (sp?)
     
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    i had the same probles with a parts company last year, it took over 3 months for me to get my item. and i didn't get anything free out of the deal.
     
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    that was fuckin' funny. :D Keeps us posted
     
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    that'll teach 'em

    :p
     
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    I didn't know we were being tested on spelling today.
     
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    heh. im just kidding dude, chill

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    :lol: I thought you were just being a dick! Its cool homie. No problems here :D
     
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    <3
     
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