Ok so last night me and all my roomies were coming out of our house to go to my car, and i saw one of my neighbors that lives in the apartment across the street trying to parallel park behind my car. He proceeds to back up and hit the car behind him, pulls forward, trys backing again to hit the car behind him yet another time, then he pulls within 2 FUCKING inches of the side of my car backs up, hits the car behind him AGAIN and parks. THere is 6 or so parking spots ahead of my car at this point. This all was happening with 4 of us laughing our asses off standing around my car. Tonight i go out to my car go get my beer out from my trunk to discover fucktardblindasianneighbor is parked LESS THAN 1 INCH from my rear bumper, from what i can see with the light from my cell phone he has hit my bumper but im not sure of the extent of damage because assdart is parked so close. And get this there is all of about 3 cars parked on my street right now because i live on campus and everyone is home. My question for you guys is: What should i do? Im so pissed right now extreme measures may be taken against this fucker once i have a few beers.