pissedoffsol: hi
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
pissedoffsol: nice
SantaClaus: Outstanding! I'm very happy to hear that! Everyone on my Good List gets a special gift here on Dec. 22! Now, type menu to enjoy the fun and games the elves have here on AIM for you.
pissedoffsol: why the 22nd? x-mass is on the 25th
SantaClaus: I don't think I know.
pissedoffsol: but you're santa- you have to know
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
pissedoffsol: your elves are retards
SantaClaus: Something you want to know about them?
pissedoffsol: yeah, why don't they know?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.
pissedoffsol: worst answer ever
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
pissedoffsol: ok, menu
SantaClaus: Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
pissedoffsol: 1
SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa?
pissedoffsol: a hot, thin, tall, brunette with 34b's and a killer ass
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
pissedoffsol: lol
SantaClaus:
What would your last Christmas wish be?
pissedoffsol: i want to bang mrs clause
SantaClaus:
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!
So, what is at the top of your list?
pissedoffsol: mrs clause
SantaClaus:
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!
So, what is at the top of your list?
pissedoffsol: mrs clause
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again.
pissedoffsol: give me coal
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
pissedoffsol: tell santa to fuck off
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Back for more? What else tops your list for Christmas?
pissedoffsol: deer meat. mmmmmmmmmmm
SantaClaus: Is there anything else?
pissedoffsol: no
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
pissedoffsol: poll
SantaClaus: Help us decide the best all-time holiday song by typing a number:
1 - Jingle Bells
2 - Let It Snow
3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)
4 - Silent Night, Holy Night
5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7 - Deck the Halls
8 - Joy to the World
9 - White Christmas
pissedoffsol: 9
SantaClaus: Thanks! Here are the latest top vote-getters:
1. Santa Claus is Coming to Town!, 2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, 3. The Christmas Song, 4. Jingle Bells, 5. Let it Snow
-- If you're in the mood for music, why not tune in here while we are chatting: Classic Holiday Radio@Netscape or go back to the menu for more fun and games.
pissedoffsol: spammer
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
pissedoffsol: bah, you suck. im bored with you already santa
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
pissedoffsol: fuck you
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.
pissedoffsol: eat coal
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
pissedoffsol: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
pissedoffsol: i mean yes
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Yes!!
pissedoffsol: yues
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
pissedoffsol: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
pissedoffsol: bah humbug
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Here's a list of fun places to put you in the holiday mood:
AIM Holidays: Entertaining & More
AIM Home & Real Estate: Deck the Halls & More
AIM Movies: In Theaters This Season
AIM Music: Holiday Music & More
pissedoffsol: spammer
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
pissedoffsol: menu off
SantaClaus: This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
pissedoffsol: 6
SantaClaus:
pissedoffsol: nice post, ass hat
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
pissedoffsol: you suck
SantaClaus: Ho! I told you once, no bad language. Another lump of coal for you. I'm afraid that if you persist, I will be forced to sign off. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
pissedoffsol: when im gone, come to gether like butt cheeks. im out
SantaClaus: While you are asleep.
pissedoffsol: im out
SantaClaus: AIM moves many billions of messages a day. This is the only network in my league .
pissedoffsol: aim sucks
SantaClaus: The elves use AIM all day long -- it's really improved our productivity!
pissedoffsol: elves suck
SantaClaus: Listen. Elves rock. Period. Get off them.
pissedoffsol: you get them off?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
pissedoffsol: you masterbate your elves?
SantaClaus: Love them.
pissedoffsol: jolly old saint prick?
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
pissedoffsol: boring
SantaClaus: Well, I'm sorry if you have a short attention span. Type menu and maybe the things the elves have left there will entertain you.
pissedoffsol: menu
SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
pissedoffsol: :blocked:
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
pissedoffsol: nice
SantaClaus: Outstanding! I'm very happy to hear that! Everyone on my Good List gets a special gift here on Dec. 22! Now, type menu to enjoy the fun and games the elves have here on AIM for you.
pissedoffsol: why the 22nd? x-mass is on the 25th
SantaClaus: I don't think I know.
pissedoffsol: but you're santa- you have to know
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
pissedoffsol: your elves are retards
SantaClaus: Something you want to know about them?
pissedoffsol: yeah, why don't they know?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.
pissedoffsol: worst answer ever
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
pissedoffsol: ok, menu
SantaClaus: Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
pissedoffsol: 1
SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa?
pissedoffsol: a hot, thin, tall, brunette with 34b's and a killer ass
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
pissedoffsol: lol
SantaClaus:
What would your last Christmas wish be?
pissedoffsol: i want to bang mrs clause
SantaClaus:
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!
So, what is at the top of your list?
pissedoffsol: mrs clause
SantaClaus:
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!
So, what is at the top of your list?
pissedoffsol: mrs clause
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again.
pissedoffsol: give me coal
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
pissedoffsol: tell santa to fuck off
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Back for more? What else tops your list for Christmas?
pissedoffsol: deer meat. mmmmmmmmmmm
SantaClaus: Is there anything else?
pissedoffsol: no
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
pissedoffsol: poll
SantaClaus: Help us decide the best all-time holiday song by typing a number:
1 - Jingle Bells
2 - Let It Snow
3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)
4 - Silent Night, Holy Night
5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7 - Deck the Halls
8 - Joy to the World
9 - White Christmas
pissedoffsol: 9
SantaClaus: Thanks! Here are the latest top vote-getters:
1. Santa Claus is Coming to Town!, 2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, 3. The Christmas Song, 4. Jingle Bells, 5. Let it Snow
-- If you're in the mood for music, why not tune in here while we are chatting: Classic Holiday Radio@Netscape or go back to the menu for more fun and games.
pissedoffsol: spammer
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
pissedoffsol: bah, you suck. im bored with you already santa
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
pissedoffsol: fuck you
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.
pissedoffsol: eat coal
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
pissedoffsol: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
pissedoffsol: i mean yes
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Yes!!
pissedoffsol: yues
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
pissedoffsol: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
pissedoffsol: bah humbug
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
pissedoffsol: yes
SantaClaus: Here's a list of fun places to put you in the holiday mood:
AIM Holidays: Entertaining & More
AIM Home & Real Estate: Deck the Halls & More
AIM Movies: In Theaters This Season
AIM Music: Holiday Music & More
pissedoffsol: spammer
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
pissedoffsol: menu off
SantaClaus: This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
pissedoffsol: 6
SantaClaus:
pissedoffsol: nice post, ass hat
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
pissedoffsol: you suck
SantaClaus: Ho! I told you once, no bad language. Another lump of coal for you. I'm afraid that if you persist, I will be forced to sign off. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
pissedoffsol: when im gone, come to gether like butt cheeks. im out
SantaClaus: While you are asleep.
pissedoffsol: im out
SantaClaus: AIM moves many billions of messages a day. This is the only network in my league .
pissedoffsol: aim sucks
SantaClaus: The elves use AIM all day long -- it's really improved our productivity!
pissedoffsol: elves suck
SantaClaus: Listen. Elves rock. Period. Get off them.
pissedoffsol: you get them off?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
pissedoffsol: you masterbate your elves?
SantaClaus: Love them.
pissedoffsol: jolly old saint prick?
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
pissedoffsol: boring
SantaClaus: Well, I'm sorry if you have a short attention span. Type menu and maybe the things the elves have left there will entertain you.
pissedoffsol: menu
SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
pissedoffsol: :blocked:
lol more coal for you 
i dont like you
