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Funniest "Honda talk" I've ever heard

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by asmallsol, May 25, 2004.

  1. asmallsol

    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    Kid in my autoclass (who swears his beat to death simi manual 80's smoking Trans am will run 13's :lol: goes to me knowing I am into honda's


    him: I normally hate civics, but I saw the COOLEST one last night. It was a honda with a Hydrolic clutch! Everytime it shifted, it went Pshhhhhh.

    Me: You fucking idiot, thats called a blow off valve

    Him: Yea, it was a blow off valve that had a hydrolic clutch connected to it.

    :lol: :lmao:
     
  2. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    punch him in the face. :shrug:
     
  3. NotUrAverage_Si

    NotUrAverage_Si Senior Member

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    the next time you see him, politely tell him to [​IMG]
     
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    driverunknown Senior Member

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    Just kick him in the crotch and do society a favor.
     
  5. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha that's sad...but i don't understand why everyone wants this poor kid to die just because he doesn't know everything. :ph34r:
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    The missing link in this story is: How long has he been taking auto class? :unsure:
     
  7. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Should have beat him down and shit on his face, when your ass went pppffftt tell him it's you blow off valve, and the hydaulics are coming next.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :doh: in that case, beat him to a pulp.
     
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    preluderjs Senior Member

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    And now to completely jack the thread, anyone know of any good sites that describe in detail the difference between hydraulic and cable?
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Why, is it that confusing?
     
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    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    Oh, man, new sig material, lol! :bo:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    um.

    search? :roll: :lol:
     
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    that kid need educating, bitch slap his mouth right off his face :axe: :bash: :beat:
     
  14. integraslut78

    integraslut78 Stylus DJ Extraordinaire

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    I may not know much but I do know what a blow off valve does and definitely what it is attached to (not the clutch).
     
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    liquid00meth Senior Member

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    buy a gun and call yourself darwin for the day.
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    sit the retard down get some asprin and teach that inbreed some useful
     
  17. MaaseyRacer

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    Actually I was at a car show last year, and this guy was showing off his 98 four door civic, which was riced up with all the usual crap, and he had the stock D series non-vtec motor in it, all it had was the colored vaccum hoses and what not. However upon closer inspection he had what appeared to be a blow off valve mounted to the chasis of the car with some wiring going into it. I asked him about it, and he said, "no it is not a blow off watch this." He goes into the car and the thing makes a blow off noise a few seconds later. It turns out that this is a fake blow off valve thing that he has that is some how connected to his clutch and when ever he steps on the clutch peddal this thing makes a noise.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    Wow, that is fucking stupid.
     
  20. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Pair that NA blowoff valve with a plastic front-mount "intercooler", and you'll have one fast-sounding piece of shit!
     
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