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funny christmas joke

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  1. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    typed in the words "pile of dog shit" on google and found this funny chritmas joke:



    Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was
    getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to
    do.

    The shrink said,
    'Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny
    what he wants Santa to bring him. If He cusses while
    he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog shit in place
    of the gifts or gifts he requests.'

    Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him
    what he wanted for Christmas.

    'I want a damn teddy bear laying right beside me when
    I wake up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn
    train going around the damn tree. And when I go
    outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against
    the damn garage.'

    On Christmas morning, little Johnny woke up and rolled
    over into a pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked
    downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.
    Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge
    pile of dog shit by the garage.

    When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on
    his face, his dad smiled and asked, 'What did Santa
    bring you this year?'

    Johnny replied, 'I think I got a dog but I can't find the
    son-of-a-bitch!'


    it might be old but i found it amusing.
     
  2. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    not that funny, but got a giggle outta me
     
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