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Funny equation (give 110%)

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Capt. Orygun, Jul 19, 2003.

  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



    What makes life 100%?

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then:

    H A R D W O R K

    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



    K N O W L E D G E

    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



    But,

    A T T I T U D E

    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



    And,

    B U L L S H I T

    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



    So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

    But look how far ass kissing will take you.



    A S S K I S S I N G

    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

    So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.
     
  2. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    LOL thats soo true man. i dont kiss no ones ass tho
     
  3. rudeludenotmeanthough

    rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member

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  4. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    1996 called, they want their post back.
     
  5. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lol: That is seriously true!
     
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