A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While the man is being served, he asks the bartender if he would like to make a friendly bet. The bartender asks the man,"What sort of bet?" The man says, "I'll bet you $20.00 I can chew on my left eye". The bartender says, "Your on". The man takes a glass eye out of his left socket and chews on it with his teeth. The bartender pays the man and tells him to get the hell out of his bar. The next night, the same man walks into the bar. He orders a drink and then again asks the bartender if he would like to make a bet. The bartender, being suspicious, said, "What's the bet?" The man says, "I'll bet you $40.00 I can chew on my right eye". The bartender seeing the man is able to walk around and not walk into anything knows the man could not possibly have two glass eyes. The bartender takes the bet. The man takes his dentures out of his mouth and places them against his right eye and starts to chew. The bartender pays the man and tells him again to get the hell out of his bar. A week goes by and the man walks into the bar with a six of friends and they walk to the back of the bar and sit a table. The bartender watches the man closely as he works. After an hour the man walks up to the bar and starts talking with the bartender. He asks the bartender if he again would like to make another bet. The bartender reluctantly askes what the bet was. The man told him, "I'll bet you a $100.00 I can put the shotglass all the way down at the end of the bar, stand on this end and piss into that shotglass and get every drop into it. This time the bartender says, "Now I have you, I'll take that bet." The man puts the shotglass on the end of the bar, climbs up onto the other end, whips out his dick and proceeds to piss all over the bartenders bar, not getting one drop of piss into the glass. The man hops off the bar and the bartender is laughing and yelling, "I got you this time you son-of-a-bitch". The man paid the the bartender and was smiling from ear to ear. The bartender asked the man why he was so happy, he just lost a $100.00. The man told the bartender, "I just bet all of my buddies $1,000.00 each that I could walk over here, piss on your bar and make you laugh about it..." hehe stupid bartender.