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Funny joke

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  1. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

    "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having that sort of shit in our garden."

    :lol: I thought it was funny
     
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    lowandslow Senior Member

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    i would beat her ass (literally) and send her to bed with no supper for using that language
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i'd say "bad ass" and thank god shes not my kid :)
     
  4. micah

    micah Senior Member

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    howd michael jackson get sick?
    he ate a 4 yr old weiner :ph34r:
     
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