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Funny Laws

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  1. h82w8

    h82w8 Senior Member

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    If you visit tailofthedragon.com and go to local laws this is what you find :lol:


    North Carolina Laws

    It's against the law to sing off key.
    Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

    While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.


    If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.


    All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.


    It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.


    Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.


    Tennessee Laws


    Hollow logs may not be sold.


    Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.


    More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.


    It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.


    "Crimes against nature" are prohibited.


    Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.


    Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.


    Driving is not to be done while asleep.


    The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.


    It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.


    Lenoir City - When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.


    Knoxville - In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."


    Nashville - Males may not be sexually aroused in public.


    Oneida - An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."


    Georgia Laws


    It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.


    You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.


    Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.


    Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.


    Atlanta - One man may not be on another man's back.


    Gainesville - Chicken must be eaten with the hands.


    Jonesboro - It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"


    Kennesaw - Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.


    Don't know why I felt the need to post that but...damn :lol:
     
  2. shuturmowth

    shuturmowth Senior Member

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    :blink: :lol: Thats some pretty hilarious shit mang.......
     
  3. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I heard in Spokane (WA) it's still Illegal to ride an ugly horse, wonder who makes that call??
     
  4. Sweet InStinct

    Sweet InStinct Hot Member

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    LOL those are PURE Jokes... :lol:

    u gotta post more up... :)

    Good thing I live in Toronto (Canada)

    "It's against the law to sing off key"
    against the law?? thats against human rights to anyone who has ears (yeah im pretty lame) .... lol hahaha
     
  5. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    Havok Senior Member

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    That just screams Georgia
     
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