i saw this one in my spambox and it made me laugh, so i thought hey, maybe this is a good thread idea? From Shaun Obrien (Shaun@uc.usbr.gov): "It seemed like good exercise."
From Duane Matthews (Duane@bcm.tmc.edu): "I wanted to get rid of agression." Amanda told me my small pecker didn't matter to her, but since I've put on 2 inches, she has orgasms everytime we have sex
Oh that was a good one. hahah!!! From Elise Stringer (5homunculus@tvsquad.com): "No deposit need , get quick 999 USD and keep you winnings" i love the typoes and obvious non-english speakingitude of this one, which is why i'm sharing it.
The ones that really get me are the completely random ones for Viagra or something else, such as.. "the purple lobster left fly hazardous empty bottle erection yes".
i delete the spam pretty quickly. i love the ones that say, "tired of having a baby dick? take these pills". i am often convinced i should reply with, "how did you know i have a baby dick, i'm a 35 year old virgin because it doesn't stick out past my pubes"
no kidding, just got this one when i checked tonight: From maatouk valadez <ligrivnu_2007@student.bcc.ctc.edu>: "Hot gay sex caught on tape" Increase the size of your manhood to an unbelievable length
for Gmail. Nothin in my regular inbox. Now on my yahoo email, wow I get some of the weirdest paragraphs...
well yeah i realized they take a lot of old works and cut them up, dice them together, and serve up their spam.
Same here. I don't get spam like I always did when I used hotmail. I have gotten a few Nigerian scams through Gmail though.
gmail has a great spam filter; i don't see it in my inbox...but that doesn't stop me from chikkitychecking the spam folder occasionally. today's gem: From Alfreda Alexander (fyysikon_1986@farrukh.co.uk): "Hop in the sack with the hottie" Shoot all your shots deeper into her with your larger shotgun
As a guy that can read minds, you wouldn't believe how many people think like these spam tag lines. And it's mostly sex too.
Enormous banana is your luxury. From Shauna Mcmillan Shaunasystematic@clui.org: "Enormous banana is your luxury." Your baby-makeris too small. Tired of loosing control in bad. Don't worry we know the solution of this trouble. Try our product and you will become a king of bad. :banana:
