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  1. dacheat

    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    i saw this one in my spambox and it made me laugh, so i thought hey, maybe this is a good thread idea?

    From Shaun Obrien (Shaun@uc.usbr.gov): "It seemed like good exercise."

    :huh:
     
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    YBLEGAL Regular Member w/ Cheese

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    From Duane Matthews (Duane@bcm.tmc.edu): "I wanted to get rid of agression."

    Amanda told me my small pecker didn't matter to her, but since I've put on 2 inches, she has orgasms everytime we have sex

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  3. dacheat

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    Oh that was a good one. hahah!!!


    From Elise Stringer (5homunculus@tvsquad.com): "No deposit need , get quick 999 USD and keep you winnings"

    i love the typoes and obvious non-english speakingitude of this one, which is why i'm sharing it. :D
     
  4. EGProject

    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    The ones that really get me are the completely random ones for Viagra or something else, such as..

    "the purple lobster left fly hazardous empty bottle erection yes".
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i delete the spam pretty quickly. i love the ones that say, "tired of having a baby dick? take these pills".

    i am often convinced i should reply with, "how did you know i have a baby dick, i'm a 35 year old virgin because it doesn't stick out past my pubes"
     
  6. dacheat

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    no kidding, just got this one when i checked tonight:

    From maatouk valadez <ligrivnu_2007@student.bcc.ctc.edu>: "Hot gay sex caught on tape"

    Increase the size of your manhood to an unbelievable length
     
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    :thumbsup: for Gmail.

    Nothin in my regular inbox.

    Now on my yahoo email, wow I get some of the weirdest paragraphs...

     
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    :squint: that is some fukt stuff.
     
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    YBLEGAL Regular Member w/ Cheese

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    well yeah i realized they take a lot of old works and cut them up, dice them together, and serve up their spam.
     
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    Same here. I don't get spam like I always did when I used hotmail. I have gotten a few Nigerian scams through Gmail though.
     
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    gmail has a great spam filter; i don't see it in my inbox...but that doesn't stop me from chikkitychecking the spam folder occasionally. today's gem:

    From Alfreda Alexander (fyysikon_1986@farrukh.co.uk): "Hop in the sack with the hottie"
    Shoot all your shots deeper into her with your larger shotgun

    :sniper:
     
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    As a guy that can read minds, you wouldn't believe how many people think like these spam tag lines.

    And it's mostly sex too.
     
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    Enormous banana is your luxury.

    From Shauna Mcmillan Shaunasystematic@clui.org: "Enormous banana is your luxury."
    Your baby-makeris too small.
    Tired of loosing control in bad.
    Don't worry we know the solution of this trouble.
    Try our product and you will become a king of bad.

    :huh: :banana:
     
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