Funny Voice Mail Greetings

[reckedracing]

So new topic.
Have you ever had a funny greeting for your cell/phone?

I remember in college I had this from the simpsons
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

 

[Z6CRX]

If its a number I never heard of, or a known telemarketer.

"Suicide Hotline please hold",
"Yes comissioner Gordon this is BATMAN!!!!!!",
"We no cook dog!",
"Bonjour!",
either that screaming.

248 434 5508

 

[whiterabbit06]

Happy go lucky abortion clinic.
You rape 'em, we scrape 'em!
or
There's no fetus that can beat us!

 

[Drake]

A good one is recording your message with the Microsoft text to speech converter.

 

[92stoccord]

voicemail: hello?
telemarketers: usually answer in german.

 

[DarkHand]

I tend to answer telemarketers with:

"Jack's Chicken Shack, how can I help you?"

 

[civicious]

A while back, I had a long clip from Cheech & Chong on my voicemail:

"Hello! You've reached the number you have dialed! Noone can come to the phone right now, they're kinda tied up..."
(muffled screaming in background)
"hey, shut up! Uh, anyways, leave a message at the beep, and, like, someone's bound to call you back sooner or later! Uh....bye"

 

[Z6CRX]

248 434 5508

I just found out my old rickrolling # is no longer working. I'll have to find another.
anyone have any good ones?

 

[jamesA]

I just found out my old rickrolling # is no longer working. I'll have to find another.
anyone have any good ones?

867-5309 Sometimes people get it right away, other times they don't.

 

[Z6CRX]

867-5309 sometimes people get it right away, other times they don't.

damn you johnny 2 tone!

:d

 

[92stoccord]

damn you Tommy Tutone!

:d

Fixed.

Call: (267)-350-8968. Its automated and free.

 

[Z6CRX]

i thought it was johnny for some reason. Probably because I don't know anyone named tommy.

 

[phyregod]

"Bob's Bait and Tackle!"

I dunno. did it one time and it stuck. Been using it for like 15 years now. We specialize in nuclear worms that glow for extra attraction.

 

[phyregod]

*there was a link here but it sucked so I deleted it*


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[reckedracing]

errors for the 2 wav files

 

[phyregod]

bummer. They must delete temp files after a short time.