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Funny Voice Mail Greetings

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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    So new topic.
    Have you ever had a funny greeting for your cell/phone?

    I remember in college I had this from the simpsons
    The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
     
  2. Z6CRX

    Z6CRX übber ɐɾuıu etarip

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    If its a number I never heard of, or a known telemarketer.

    "Suicide Hotline please hold",
    "Yes comissioner Gordon this is BATMAN!!!!!!",
    "We no cook dog!",
    "Bonjour!",
    either that screaming.

    248 434 5508
     
  3. whiterabbit06

    whiterabbit06 Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? VIP

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    Happy go lucky abortion clinic.
    You rape 'em, we scrape 'em!
    or
    There's no fetus that can beat us!
     
  4. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    A good one is recording your message with the Microsoft text to speech converter.
     
  5. 92stoccord

    92stoccord Big Member VIP

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    voicemail: hello?
    telemarketers: usually answer in german.
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    I tend to answer telemarketers with:

    "Jack's Chicken Shack, how can I help you?"
     
  7. civicious

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    A while back, I had a long clip from Cheech & Chong on my voicemail:

    "Hello! You've reached the number you have dialed! Noone can come to the phone right now, they're kinda tied up..."
    (muffled screaming in background)
    "hey, shut up! Uh, anyways, leave a message at the beep, and, like, someone's bound to call you back sooner or later! Uh....bye"
     
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    I just found out my old rickrolling # is no longer working. I'll have to find another.
    anyone have any good ones?
     
  9. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    867-5309 Sometimes people get it right away, other times they don't.
     
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    damn you johnny 2 tone!

    :d
     
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    92stoccord Big Member VIP

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    Fixed.

    Call: (267)-350-8968. Its automated and free.
     
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    Z6CRX übber ɐɾuıu etarip

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    i thought it was johnny for some reason. Probably because I don't know anyone named tommy.
     
  13. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    "Bob's Bait and Tackle!"

    I dunno. did it one time and it stuck. Been using it for like 15 years now. We specialize in nuclear worms that glow for extra attraction.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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  15. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    errors for the 2 wav files
     
  16. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    bummer. They must delete temp files after a short time.
     
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