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Gas station romance

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Kanned, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. Kanned

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    Ok, so on my way home from work and I stop to fill up my tank. After filling up, I simply walk inside to get a drink. As I walk up to pay, the girl behind the counter is having a conversation with a girl on the customer side. Just as I set down the bottle one says to the other "I just don't have any nice friends that I'd consider hooking her up with.". Naturally, I bump in and say "I'm a nice guy.". I was just throwing some charm around without any intentions and got a fucking interview without knowing. Are you single? Yes ma'am. Are you faithful? Yes ma'am. *glances at girl on my side of counter* Does he still look good from that side? *looks me up and down* Yeah, he's cute.... Come here on Friday, she'll be working here. I just busted out laughing. I was honestly in tears by the time I got back to my car. I bet there will be a line of guys walking up and saying "Uhhh, someone told me you were single?" Friday. That truly made my day, though. Thought I'd share a funny story.
     
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    Huh...........how did she look?
     
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    You should go back on Friday just to see how she looks, you might get lucky
     
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    OK let me rephrase that how did the two girls look?
     
  5. Kanned

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    Behind the counter girl was by far cute(would've had no problem asking her out) and the other wasn't too shabby. No idea what the girl they told me to see looks like.
    Suppose I should consider it. What the hell, I'll go by on Friday after work and see what she looks like. Worst case scenario, I drive off.
     
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    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    good question
     
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    Then you'll have your pic of 3, 2 of which are definite, they already think you're cute, although I wouldn't have let them get away with that. Every female that tells me i'm cute, I say "cute is a word best used to describe, babies, puppy dogs, and lil furry animals you see at the zoo, I'm a grown ass man, find a better word"
     
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    Thanks

    But heres a worst case scenario, what if there friend is a guy.
     
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    801CRX Got Rice?

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    Hahahahaha
    LMAO
    Thats a great one



    "Im a grown ass man" you best check yo self.
    And if they dont find a better one tell da bitch she ugly and walk away.
     
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    well he did quote "her" in the convo. You should drive by, see if shes dateable, if not to you then tell everyone you know to drive there and hit on this girl and just act like they are you.
     
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    I skipped shaving the past two days... I'm furry =P Haha, I'll have to remember that one.
    Bahahahaha. No joke, I will get my camera and take a picture if it is. My pride will hurt like no other, but I will accept the humorous situation =P
     
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    What scares me is that she works at a gas station. Hopefully she's my age and going to college or such and not working there full time to support a kid =P. No offense towards anyone in that line of work or any single parents(that I respect)... That's just not in my ballpark.
     
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    Yeah bro, that would be a major shot at your pride.

    But if thats the case play along with it, like *[walk in and if its a dude be like damn you look "cute"(thatguy4life hahahaha) and then start bieng like ricco suave and stare at him. I guarentee the girls would be like WTF this prank didnt work for shit.]*
     
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    Hahaha, deal. I'll fill you in Friday regardless. If I do meet a nice, good looking girl through a random gas station visit, I will shit a brick. Actually, I'm going to save this green tea bottle just in case so I can mount it. Hahaha =P
     
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    That would be hilarious, :rotflmao:

    Funny thing is they always find another word, and most the time I tell them a lot of shit. At first I use to think, maybe I just talk to stupid girls, but then after sitting back and observing other guys get slapped or turned down for saying shit that I don't consider half as bad as the shit I say, I came to the conclusion that Im just lucky. :D

    801 you come up with the funniest shit. Kanned, you need to take a friend with you and videotape this no matter how it turns out.
     
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    Hell yeah video tape FTW!

    Just dont video tape yourself mounting that green tea bottle!!!
     
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    There you go with the funny shit again, lol
     
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    That just may be possible... I'll see if a friend is up for it. I could at least record the convo with a cell phone =P.

    You're saying I should not put a video on the internet of me mounting the....whoops. For one small fee of $10.99 you can see the bottle mounter in action! Buy now and get the new video of him and a milk jug!
     
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    I give. I have no idea what that means =/

    Edit: I just googled that. Ewwwwwwww =P
     
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