Ok, so on my way home from work and I stop to fill up my tank. After filling up, I simply walk inside to get a drink. As I walk up to pay, the girl behind the counter is having a conversation with a girl on the customer side. Just as I set down the bottle one says to the other "I just don't have any nice friends that I'd consider hooking her up with.". Naturally, I bump in and say "I'm a nice guy.". I was just throwing some charm around without any intentions and got a fucking interview without knowing. Are you single? Yes ma'am. Are you faithful? Yes ma'am. *glances at girl on my side of counter* Does he still look good from that side? *looks me up and down* Yeah, he's cute.... Come here on Friday, she'll be working here. I just busted out laughing. I was honestly in tears by the time I got back to my car. I bet there will be a line of guys walking up and saying "Uhhh, someone told me you were single?" Friday. That truly made my day, though. Thought I'd share a funny story.