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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Get In The Car

    An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car
    pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says,
    "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy." The boy refuses and keeps
    on walking. A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the
    man driving the car pulls over again. "How about $20 and two pieces of
    candy?" The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.
    Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road. "OK,"
    he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the candy
    you can eat." The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in.
    "Look," he says to the driver. "You bought the Chevrolet, Dad. You'll
    have to live with it!"
     
  2. JDMPlaya

    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    hahaha

    That was a good joke!

    I was thinking it was a kidnapper or something
     
  3. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    my dad owns a chevrolet... <_<

    i love being in that truck... 2002 extreme baby yea!!
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Good one, B. If it was Ford, I'd have to fly up to CT and shoot you int he face with a bazooka, though.
     
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    heh, dont get in a ford... it may spontaneously combust. :lol:
     
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    where's that mini-van thread i posted yesterday.... lol
     
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    Word. I want an extreme. I almost had one too. Fuck harte Chevy.
     
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    ahh an Xtreme, the worst production sport truck ever
     
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    i cant stand the bodylines
    it looks like a half-ass mini-truck
    with a square cardboard bumper
    and its slow

    as far as production sport trucks go my list"
    0. Ram SRT-10 (gets a 0 cause its still kinda prototype)
    1. Ford Lightning
    2. Chevy Silverado SS
    3. Dodge Dakota 5.9 R/T
    4. Xtreme

    that was a little mean i should of added a "in my opinion" at the end of my previous post.
     
  14. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    You suxors...






    Good joke B! :thumbsup:
     
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    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    i was gonna say that, but it was just too juvinile
     
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    xtremes are slow too. my stock lx put like a length on one, and that was when i had my 8teenz and a system.


    fuck chevy.
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    that was soooo old lol
     
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    I like that joke.....I'll have to think up a good one and let you guys know it
     
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    what ever happened to your car?
     
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