Other miscellaneous stuff
Here's some miscellaneous bits of information and wiseass remarks that we didn't know how to fit in the page. They're like website outtakes.
Caveat: the only catch is it's Firefox + Google Toolbar and you only get $1 for users in "certain locations" (presumably rich countries). A deal-breaker? We didn't think so.
Slogan idea: It's like Google is your sponsor in the MS Readathon, except it's the MS Fuckoverathon** and you keep the money!
**By "MS" here we mean "Microsoft"
Set script to Dead Serious mode if you a) feel particularly responsible for your readers' well being
demand vengeance for all those times a site said "you need Netscape 4.7 to view this page" or c) don't give a fuck.