Girl Stalker

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How do you get a girl who says she is in "love" with me, vandlized my car (possibly) this morning, drives by my house with her lights off a night, and i have almost used the excuse saying something that most guys shouldn't say!

HELP PLS!
 
take it for the team.... the team being you it may be for the better good
 
i'm guessing she's not hott.... This is called paper or plastic sport fucking. Put it in her butt and she'll leave you alone. :blink:
 
Tell her you were castrated in the war. And if she askes which one, tell her its confidential. :lol: :lol: In direct quote of my brother
I aint never had any better head, than from a fat chick.
:lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jun 26 2003, 01:16 PM
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hahahahaha! Like the beer commercial.

"Here's to the wing man" :lol: :lol:
 
get her in the butt. she'll probably let you do it.
just tell her you're a freak like that and that you've been wanting to do it to her for a little while now...after you get her real good she's almost guaranteed to leave you alone especially after you tell her that's the way you like to do it all the time.
B)
 
tell her that it really turns you on when women lick you ass clean after a long workout :lol:
AND before she starts, you gotta give her a "dirty sanchez" so that she can be in character

chances are this bitch will split lickity-quick.


IF NOT, (thats just fucking sick to even think of a chick would like that shit)
just play out all ur darkest sexual fantasies with this psycho nympho broad

in other words, FUCK WITH THE BITCH. tell her that since she is so in love with you,
she MUST address you as "MASTER" every time she sees you. she must drop to
one knee and kiss your pinky finger.


THEN onto my favorite part. Treat her like she was your slave. berate her. talk down to her.
punk her. make her feel like she is some worthless piece of shit.

if you need any help in doing this, as most guys out there are actually nice fellows....here are a few
things you can say to her.


Why are you a worthless piece of shit?
Why dont you just kill yourself, we would all be better off.

Why are you so fat for? Am i supposed to find a fat ass like you attractive? drop and give me 50 NOW
Why do you wear so much makeup for? is your face THAT hideous?
I find your mother attractive. i want to fuck her in the ass.

Im going to kill your little brother. he annoys me.
Im going to rape your little sister. she annoys me.


if you need any help btw, please pay for my plane ticket out to where you live and ill berate this
dumb cunt so hard she'll need 100 years of psych counsling in order to get normal again.

the point im trying to make is that make her life SO miserable, she'll get a restraining order against you.

dont hurt her physically, just mentally. get medivial on her ass. take her out one night and just berate the shit out of her.... make her CRY.

do this a few times and the bitch will be long gone.
 
Yeah, if some chick was actually stalking me instead of the other way around, wow, how I would abuse it.

First, if she is for real get her do not sexual stuff, but like hard ass labor for you.
Next, Make her do the mentioned above.
If she still sticks around, just take some viagra, boink her for recreational fun till she can't sit for a month.
 
Originally posted by Slammed89Integra@Jun 26 2003, 03:41 PM


First, if she is for real get her do not sexual stuff, but like hard ass labor for you.

how could i forget that one???
im loosing my touch.


tell the bitch your back yard needs cleaning. invite her over on a saturday afternoon, hang out in the back, and tell her to clean your yard. yell at her if she doesnt.
 
my stalker was easy to ditch. i yelled at her and she stopped. i told her i didn't like her and she scaried me.
 
first off some girls like it up the butt....

just remember if you start talking about sticking it in her butt and leaving skidmarks on her face and she does run keep in mind if she lives at all around your area word will get passed from girl to girl and as always you will just be another sick assehole guy so it puts up the yellow flag anytime you meet a new girl

girls are great at passing shit around giving you a bad name

just look at B he asked a girl for sex once and since then hes been single 6 years later.... hehe j/k even tho for all I know it might be true=)
 
other then me quoting some one about sticking it in some GIRLS butt where is this whole me being gay coming from?

last time I checked sticking a finger or your thingy in a girls butt does not fall under gay

and my sig is something from an old webpage about cancer/diseases

take it as you want it :ghey:
 
Originally posted by DylanTheKid@Jun 26 2003, 07:08 PM
jeffie7 what is it with you and anal sex.... r u sure ur not gay or something.. just had to ask

wtf????
he simply stated that some bitches like getting blasted in the ass .... and believe it or not some actually do
there was like 7 other people saying"fuck her in the ass".... but him saying that some girls like that makes him gay???


im lost
 
Just to be stupid to her you should tell her she has to strip naked every time she wants to come see you. Then invite a whole bunch of your boys over.
 
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