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girls think you have a small johnson if you speed

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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  2. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    that's a myth I never speed...

    oh wait

    fuck :-(
     
  3. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Myth Busted. I speed.

    But seriously I speed because it gets me to my destination faster. If my wang was small I would lift weights all day and beat up people so girls think I'm cool.
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    I have a small wang, but I hardly ever speed :(
     
  5. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    who funded this shit? what a waste of money.

    they should put out a $2 millionm dollar campaign saying girls who try to get free drinks at bars have a loose pussy and saggy tits.
     
  6. pissedoffsol

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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    uh, pics? ^_^
     
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    Now this is just ridiculous... As if I'm not reckless enough while speeding, now I'll have to whip out my junk at the same time!
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    What do you do with that extra 10 to 30 seconds you saved by busting ass down the road?

    Seriously, I usually cruise at the spd limit during the day and I watch people bust ass past me allll the time... at the next light I trott right up next to them already waiting.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    so true...
     
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    ^ +2

    bahahahahhaa
     
  12. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    speeding in town won't save you any time at all. Speeding across Texas can save you hours.

    So, is it ok for chicks to speed? Or does it make them loose?
     
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    yeah, on normal driving, power means nothing. IT's all about judgement and intuition.
     
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    lmao is this commercial in america too :eek:
    i was watching this the otherday and almost pissed myself laughing....

    you guys found the commercial :huh:

    has anyone actually seen it here other then me?

    :eek:

    oh yeah did i mention this sucks donkey balls


    Youth speeding campaign
     
  15. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    ahhhahahahaaaaa!

    yep provisional plates....

    no turbo's no superchargers....infact pretty much no tuning at all :mellow: just riceness :puke:
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm gonna start driving naked now. That way I can fly down the highway, set the cruise, and let my junk flop out the driver's side window, flapping in the wind. That'll prove to all the ladies of my enormous johnson, that I don't have to speed to compensate for it.

    :D

    I just hope it's not cold out. :ph34r:
     
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  18. pissedoffsol

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    :Werd:

    i don't speed much in town.. but on the highway... doing 55 vs 85-95 is the difference between an hour and a half commute and a 40 min commute.
     
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    using that logic John Holmes could never even get the car out of park.
     
  20. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    well, now, what am i to do? get a boob job?
     
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