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giving it all you got? :D

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    >
    >We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
    >100%.
    >
    >What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? How about achieving 103%?
    >
    >What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might
    >help you answer these questions:
    >
    >If:
    >A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    >is represented as:
    >1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    >
    >Then:
    >H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    >8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    >and
    >K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    >11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    >
    >But,
    >A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    >1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    >And,
    >B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    >2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    >
    >AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    >A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    >1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    >
    >So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work
    >and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit
    >and Ass Kissing will put you over the top. You see what I
    >mean.................

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    LMAO, that's funny, seen it before though :p
     
  3. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    thats interesting. new to me though. :lol:
     
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    complicity Senior Member

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  5. asmallsol

    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    :repost: :typer:

    Dude, I think you were the one who posted this before.
     
  6. saturn_boy96

    saturn_boy96 88 C1V1C 53D4N DR1V3R

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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    JDMilan Senior Member

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  9. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Thats great...I used to see it all over businesses when I worked for my dad.
     
  10. driverunknown

    driverunknown Senior Member

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    No matter how hard you work, the bastards will always give you more.
     
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