# giving it all you got? :D

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Feb 13, 2004.

1. ### pissedoffsolRETIRED

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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

>
>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
>100%.
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>What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? How about achieving 103%?
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>What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might
>
>If:
>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>is represented as:
>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
>Then:
>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>and
>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
>But,
>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>And,
>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work
>and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit
>and Ass Kissing will put you over the top. You see what I
>mean.................

2. ### xj0hnxI wanna be sedatedVIP

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LMAO, that's funny, seen it before though

3. ### TurboMirageYEEAAAHHHVIP

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thats interesting. new to me though.

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5. ### asmallsolSuper Moderator

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Dude, I think you were the one who posted this before.

6. ### saturn_boy9688 C1V1C 53D4N DR1V3R

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8. ### JDMilanSenior Member

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9. ### jamesAI'm a gun addict now.VIP

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Thats great...I used to see it all over businesses when I worked for my dad.

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