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Go to Walmart now...

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Airjockie, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    and screw with the cashiers....

    go thru the store, and bring 3 items up to the check out...

    What 3 items did you bring? And is the cashier going to call the cops on ya, or look at you funny?


    Example....


    1. Ky Jelley
    2. Tickle Me Elmo
    3. a Stanley Shovel


    Your turn....:lol:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    and a shotgun/rifle of some sort

    but that won't work, cuz they make you buy the gun in the gun dept.

    ok, hrm.... how about....



    huge tub of vaseline,
    a barbie doll
    some 6-10 year old girl panties

    lol that should ge tthe cops on you :D
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    OMG!!! the shit that gets brought up in here.. :lmao:
     
  5. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    ......wrong.

    1. condoms
    2. tampons
    3. ky

    while i was working at kroger i saw some teenagers buying that and i couldnt look them in the eye...it was really sad.
     
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    b wins for shit that will get you arrested.
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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  12. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    And Walter, the kid I know that works at Sams club as a manager, said that the wallmart cashiers are slow...and they really wouldn't pick up on anything strange....they see stranger shit all day long....
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    ....do i wanna know, recked?
     
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    lol, i have no reason, he just said strange things...

    how about
    1 douche
    1 enema kit
    and 1 baby bib
     
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