Go to Walmart now...

[Airjockie]

dvd-rw's 50 pack
kids Cinderella's dress
a pumpkin

 

[Capt. Orygun]

white bed sheets
Copy of Pat Buchanen's book
Lighter Fluid

find a black checker

 

[CRX-YEM]

bird seed
peanut butter

and a shotgun/rifle of some sort

but that won't work, cuz they make you buy the gun in the gun dept.

Ah but you can pay for all of those items in the gun dept.

 

[reckedracing]

why's it got to be a black checker, huh?
you a racist or sumfin?
lol

 

[phyregod]

1. Sudafed
2. Iodine Tincture
3. Big box of match books
(main ingredients for meth cooking. The cashiers should be trained to pick this up)

1. Big tube of KY
2. Rubber Gloves
3. Super Man Cape

 

[eg6sir]

an avacado
screwdriver
and a snorkle..

trust me bro, i've made bongs with less

 

[Capt. Orygun]

I actually went to the store after work one night to get things I needed for the house. I use lotion everyday after I climb out of the shower and who doesn't hate being out of paper towels. This was also the time period where I never missed an issue of playboy (don't care anymore). So there I am with a basket of papertowels, a playboy, and some lotion....

I put back the playboy

 

[reckedracing]

lmao

 

[CRX-YEM]

1.Fertilizer (35-0-0)
2.Cotton
3.Kerosene (or some fuel that is similar)

 

[posol]

rofl.

 

[erebunicrx]

richard simmons dvd
bag of popcorn
ky

 

[totalburnout]

"Dating for Dummies book"
Shotgun
Nylon Stockings/Rope

 

[posol]

sleepless in seattle on dvd
case of kleenex
100 count sleeping bills

 

[reikoshea]

.....this just gets really twisted.

 

[eg6sir]

so, who is gonna go do this now??.. you have plenty of ideas

 

[Capt. Orygun]

chloraform
ky jelly
bag of childrens candy

 

[get_nick]

chloraform
ky jelly
bag of childrens candy

that was kind of like my first one. candy,tape,camera

 

[Capt. Orygun]

that was kind of like my first one. candy,tape,camera

you could add to it by taking your Creepy Van in to get an oil change while you shop

 

[get_nick]

you could add to it by taking your Creepy Van in to get an oil change while you shop

the van with no windows and custom paint and cool wheels. maybe the a-team was really a bunch of pedophiles. that's why they got kicked out of the army. ^_^

 

[erikespo]

I actually went to the store after work one night to get things I needed for the house. I use lotion everyday after I climb out of the shower and who doesn't hate being out of paper towels. This was also the time period where I never missed an issue of playboy (don't care anymore). So there I am with a basket of papertowels, a playboy, and some lotion....

I put back the playboy

that is too funny..