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God, I miss highschool.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Nov 10, 2007.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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  2. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    damn thats one lucky kid....lol. i bet that was the talk of the school the rest of the day
     
  3. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    he is now the coolest student in that school.

    i would have been smiling the whole time.

    but wouldnt the stripper have thought something was wrong?
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    if that had happened here everyone involved would be in prison, counseling, or both... there would be massive lawsuits against the school and the parent that ordered the B-Day strip-o-gram
    there would be a public out cry demanding better security at schools and the banning of police officer stripper costumes
     
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    rainer1386 New Member

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    That is why she is a stripper and not a rocket scientist
     
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    lmfao.

    but even strippers have common sense. hell, the strippers i knew in pc were pretty smart. they stripped bc they knew they would walk out with over a grand everynight. you cant get that at many jobs.
     
  8. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    "officials said they were investigating."


    They must want some strippers too.....
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    yeah there are some strippers working the cash, and then there are some that just don't know what else to do with themselves except work the bod.
     
  10. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Strippers don't make lots of money. What you're seeing there is "stripper mathematics". If you want an idea of Stripper Math, read Douglas Adam's explanation of "Bistro Mathematics"
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    It's all a shell game. I used to sell Vacuum Cleaners, and I got the same Stripper Math. I would sell 4 every week, and the 3rd was always my own. I walked away penniless, would have been better off pumping gas. My friend sold new cars, and was really good, on any given payday I could make him cry.

    Real Job > Stripper job
     
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    uhm, what i saw was my friends chick pulling out wads of fucking money at home.

    and i would watch her count, and count, and count. she bought a new civic this year. no financing. dumb bitch.
     
  13. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I know, I get fights from EVERYONE on this. but it's right there.

    I've seen stripper whip out big wads too. But if it was a valid money making option, more people would do it. Stripper math blinds out certain problems with it's glitz.
     
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    Hmm... can I be involved in the crime scene re-enactment? :D
     
  15. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I would count and count and count too if my wallet was full of singles.

    I personally have only really been friends with female bartenders. The one I'm talking about now works 10am-5pm, Mon-Fri, and clears 800 a week. And I work morning shifts with this girl, it's not hard work. Just one of the advantages of having a vagina and fake boobs(paid for by bartending).
     
  16. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    My old roommate last summer was a bartender.

    On a friday and saturday night. He would pull in 300 in tips. On the other 3 days of the week he worked(random) he'd usually average around 100 a night. He also got minimum wage. Last time I checked he had like 3Xk in his bank account he was saving for a downpayment on a house.

    During the day though he was sports director for intramural sports for kids.
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    a decent dancer (ie no dirty prostitute tricks) at an average club in the midwest can pull $800+ a night just by working stage and doing lapdances. that's $800 after tipout.

    i can't imagine what working a highclass joint in miami would be like for the same scenario, but the person i got this info from has worked cheetahs in vegas and would clear $1500/night with the same act she'd work in phoenix, where she'd clear $1000+ nightly.
     
  18. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Or the camera phone video . . . :ph34r:
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    Its not stripper math, its the payment to their coke dealer that leaves then with little $$$$.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I considered that: My only contention is that is overlaps into my theory of hot chicks, which states "Hot women don't have to pay for vices"
     
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