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got this email earlier and found it hilarious...

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  1. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    hahahaha :bo:





    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
    The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,


    "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
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    "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
    she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

    "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

    "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    :lmao: where's Bush's? :ph34r:
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between George Washington, Bill Clinton, and George Bush ?


    Washington couldn't tell a lie, Clinton couldn't tell the truth, and Bush couldn't tell the difference.
     
  4. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    How is Hilary Clinton like a tampon?
























    They're both stuck up cunts.
     
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