Grandma's Man
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
his toys in her bedroom, while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is
my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV
evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the
reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the
picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to
fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello,
son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bed room
bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
his toys in her bedroom, while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is
my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV
evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the
reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the
picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to
fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello,
son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bed room
bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted
and 
JD :bo:
