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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Grandma's Man


    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
    his toys in her bedroom, while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
    "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is
    my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV
    evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
    I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the
    reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the
    picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to
    fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
    open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello,
    son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bed room
    bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted
     
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    liquid00meth Senior Member

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    hur hur. A little random that the minister comes to the door though. LOL
     
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    hhahah, that is great. picturing it makes it even better
     
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    surprised the minister didn't jump in


















    on the boy
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahahaha :thumbsup: and :werd: JD :bo:
     
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