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GUARANTEE you havent heard this rant

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Tonyd0821, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    I FUCKING HATE

    driving behind inconsiderate assholes, and dumb bitches who suddenly realize that their winsheild is dirty, on their way to the local grocery store to pick up a carton of milk.

    9 times outta 10 its some soccer mom, putting her fucking lipstick on, while munching on a donut, gets a WILD revelation that her winsheild has a bug on it, and she suddenly needs to use her "technologically advanced suv console" to spray her winshield with.

    so she sprays her wipers while she is driving 35 miles an hour and the spray goes up over her car, and onto my winshield as i am driving behind her (NOT tailgating...just a few car's length behind) COMPLETELY showering my winsheild in that crap....

    This has happened more than once to me...

    clean your fucking windows while you are at the gas station, or BEFORE you enter into your car to drive it. How hard can that be? How dirty can your winsheild get in the city on a 2 mile drive to your local grocery store?


    /rant
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i have mine setup to shoot OVER my windsheild for just his purpose. it pisses people off.

    ask E :)
     
  3. JDMilan

    JDMilan Senior Member

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    my fucking eyes hurt.......shit.l.l.l.l.l.l..


    oh yeah, fcuk the soccer mom, I really wish i could......lol
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I have my CRX rear squirter aimed right at the car behind me.....for that reason......


    Just ask ScrapinSi, and TurboMirage...hehe
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Maybe it had just happened and instead of waiting for the bug guts to dry up and become encrusted (making them harder to remove, even with a squeegie and elbow grease) she wanted to take care of it right there? :blink:

    I've tried to clean my windshield at 100+ before, it doesn't work to well.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    you know what would help in that situation?????









































    if you just fucking cried about it a little fucking more
    pull your skirt up ya fuckin candy ass'd pansy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

    :lmao:
    (just fuckin wit ya)
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i need to modify my squirters to do the same thing...

    damn airjockie. fucker gets me everytime on the highway with his hatch squirter. :lol:
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    I've got my Civics rear squirter set up like that :) Just turned it 180 degrees and it's perfect. :)
     
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    Incredib1e Senior Member

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    Had mine pointed side ways, so when people pulled up next to us at the light we could squirt them. One lady had her window down, got her right in the face. She actually tried to sue us. Didn't hold up in court though.
     
  11. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    I just get in front of them and spray mine until the reservoir is empty... the last guy I got learned his lesson.
     
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    I actually had one set up in my old car to shoot sideways....You know u get them assholes at the lights that want to talk shit to u and try to get u to run em.... ;)
     
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    :D the rear squirter trick is the best, way less obvious then brake-checking or flipping somebody off. best free mod to my car so far :D
     
  14. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Hey Tony, why don't you cry yourself a river, build a goddamn bridge, and get the fuck over it? :)

    JFWY, YW. :)
     
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    In my old G20, I turned the passenger side windshield squirter to the right. I used to go around to parking lots and squirt old people getting into their cars.

    We sometimes even stopped right behind people and just were squirting people leaving a big ol wet spot the size of a softball!!

    The best time is when we squirted this lady on a hot day with her windows down in her car. We hella squirted it all over her face and she came up beside us saying "You wet my baby! You wet my baby!" I guess the baby was in the back seat too with the window down on a hot day.

    One time we also hit this old lady with some water and she got it all over her face and she just sat there and took it. Like nothing was hitting her but it was dripping off her face and she didnt even look over!

    Fun times......

    I dont do that anymore but we got some of it on video.
     
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    :thisthreadisuselesswithoutvideo:
     
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