Guerrilla warfare

[Tonyd0821]

how can you make a homemade silencer for a pellet gun air rifle?

the 80 year old lady next door likes to put out birdseed and the fucking pigeons come in flocks to her roof. all fine and dandy but her roof is right by my bedroom window, and those fucking things give me allergies, they wake me up at 5am with the horrendous noise of when they flap their wings and make that fucking annoying sound. and to top it off, they come into my backyard and shit all over and eat the dog's food. my dog has gotten to the point where she just sits and looks at them in frustration.

i tried picking a few off with my b.b. gun, but the bitch threatened to call the cops.

i tried taking an exact replica of my dog's bowl and putting all kinds of industrial household cleaning chemicals in there above and below some dog food. no dice

tried talking to the old lady to NICELY explain to her that the pigeons are a nuisance and a potential health hazard....no dice

fourth of july is coming up and the black gangster guy who lives down the street always has an arsenal of firewords for sale. i usually pick up a brick of chineese firecrackers, and when those fuckers awake me at 5 am with the flapping of their wings, i light a set and throw it out my window. but that gets expensive.
i dont know what to do.

any suggestions on how to cull a flock of pigeons?

are there any poisons i can buy without a license to sterilize/kill the flock?

this one has me stumped.

 

[Tonyd0821]

they are also a sneaky bunch of sonsofbitches. they walk onto her garage roof and peep out the situation in my backyard before flying down to paint my patio shit white.

i catch them looking at me then walking away.....then their little heads pop up over the horizon of the roof and i see a set of two eyes looking at me to see if i left.....

i cant deal with this anymore. its been going on now for about 2 years.

fucking bastards

 

[ilikepie]

Buy a blowgun... Its funny and it will kill em. And you can be all stealth and quiet like.

 

[TurboMirage]

call the police. im sure there are ordinances against that shit.

 

[Tonyd0821]

Originally posted by ilikepie@Jun 22 2004, 10:18 AM
Buy a blowgun... Its funny and it will kill em. And you can be all stealth and quiet like.

ya but there are about 60 of those fuckers on any given day. i need to don my hitler mustache and go after these fuckers genocide style.....

 

[DarkHand]

Originally posted by TurboMirage@Jun 22 2004, 09:21 AM
call the police. im sure there are ordinances against that shit.

Yeah, there have to be health codes against that many pidgeons.

 

[Tonyd0821]

Originally posted by DarkHand+Jun 22 2004, 10:25 AM-->

TurboMirage

@Jun 22 2004, 09:21 AM
call the police. im sure there are ordinances against that shit.

Yeah, there have to be health codes against that many pidgeons.

i tried talking to a cop. from the tone of his voice i could tell i was going to get nowhere fast

 

[xj0hnx]

Get one of these...

fuckin' awesome. Wrist rockets were the weapon of choice growing up. Quieter than a BB gun, probably more accurate, and damn if they won't leave a spray of feathers.

 

[Tonyd0821]

lol thats TOO old school. reminds me of what my dad went out and bought in the 80's when my mom complained about him sitting in the backyard with his shotgun looking for the cats that shit in our backyard lololol.

 

[La_Pieuvre]

just kill the old lady... THEN ... you can pick off the birds without worrying about her calling the cops

 

[Loco Honkey]

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As a side note, I found this picture while looking for the bread pic... does anyone else think this is wrong? (work safe, just linked because it's a huge ass picture)

http://www.emufarm.org/~cmbell/pics/sophie/bread-eating.jpg

 

[ilikepie]

lol funny pics. Yeah forgot all about the alkaseltzer. Buy a few boxes and feed those little bastards some.

 

[Celerity]

Sound waves. At pool supply stores they have bird-waners. These devices just produce a tone that birds can't stand, and no one else can hear. Rodents can hear it though, so if you have any rodents it will bother them too.

Her roof must look like a slimy, white birdshit laden warzone. Ick.


-> Steve

 

[90 accord]

uncooked rice should to the trick as well... next door neighbor did it and havent seen them in quite a while

 

[cxjon]

i was going to say uncooked rice as well

 

[B16]

i like the alkaselzer one, we used to do that in 8th grade, fun stuff

 

[driver1]

Originally posted by Celerity@Jun 22 2004, 11:14 AM
Sound waves. At pool supply stores they have bird-waners. These devices just produce a tone that birds can't stand, and no one else can hear. Rodents can hear it though, so if you have any rodents it will bother them too.

Her roof must look like a slimy, white birdshit laden warzone. Ick.


-> Steve

i would imagine his dog might be bothered by this as well, not sure but i know dogs have a serious sense of hearing and would prob hear the tone

 

[number9]

Originally posted by Loco Honkey@Jun 22 2004, 10:58 AM
As a side note, I found this picture while looking for the bread pic... does anyone else think this is wrong? (work safe, just linked because it's a huge ass picture)

http://www.emufarm.org/~cmbell/pics/sophie/bread-eating.jpg

Man, that almost qualifies as child pornography.

 

[NotUrAverage_Si]

put up one of those fake plastic owls. Had the same problem with crows, then we put one up and no mor crows

 

[xj0hnx]

Originally posted by number9+Jun 22 2004, 07:26 PM-->

Loco Honkey

@Jun 22 2004, 10:58 AM

As a side note, I found this picture while looking for the bread pic... does anyone else think this is wrong?  (work safe, just linked because it's a huge ass picture)

http://www.emufarm.org/~cmbell/pics/sophie/bread-eating.jpg

Man, that almost qualifies as child pornography.

Hello, my name is number9, and welcome to my gutter, er mind.