Haha! Sausage Slapped!

[mi1av0ng]

Haha! I was looking through the news column and came across this pretty funny news article, I thought I might share.

Authorities: Burglar wakes men with spice rub - Yahoo! News

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

 

[Briansol]

wtf

 

[phyregod]

Holy shit. That guy must have been high as hell.

 

[E_SolSi]

what the

 

[|Chaz|]

wtf x2

 

[George777]

I saw this thread, and then saw Clayton's:

"Cleaned the boys" and "Sausage slapped" and just braced for the worst.

 

[dveit]

seriously... wtf

 

[celmore]

Wonder if it was a Polish, Summer, etc..sausage?? Wow gotta agree with all the wtfs!

 

[Sabz5150]

Wow. Just... damn.

 

[efhondakid]

The guy has no pants on and comes in and wakes you up with a sausage? Wow...wtf x 3