hahaha.. news story of the day

[eg6sir]

hahahha.. what a bitch!..
Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis - Yahoo! News

Wed Aug 22, 4:59 AM ET



MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

 

[DarkHand]

Wait wait wait.... So the dude is probably watching porn, and the ex-wife comes in and manages to put flammable stuff on his wang and light it on fire? Don't you think your ex walking into your place while you're naked and watching tv would be enough to put you on your guard, even if you're drunk? At least enough to notice that your johnson is probably about to ignite?

 

[eg6sir]

i have no idea.. just found it hilarious

 

[get_nick]

he gave her a kayak for her birthday and wanted him to feel the burn to.

 

[gomezkun]

I love his quote there.

"I don't know what I did to deserve this"

Divorced and sharing a place where tension is still up.
Ya...not a good equation.

 

[boostedf22]

Even if the man was sitting naked watching porno. Thats not enough reason to burn a mans dick off. Even if he said get over here and blow it. Even if he shot a load on the floor right in front of her. Even if he shot a load and slung it on her.

This woman should be convicted and sentenced to life in prison without parole.

But its funny as hell.