Happy birthday!
How old are you anyway???
Have you told your parents that you were :ghey: yet?
Just kidding!!!! Get drunk and dance to Ying Yang twins "Get Low"!
And somebody better remember mine!!!
And remember, We all love you. Not in the friendly, posting in forums together way. No, it's the creepy guy you used to call "Uncle Ben" way!
Happy b-day, mang!