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Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!

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  1. dacheat

    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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  4. dacheat

    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    this bad ass mofo is 69.
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    Anti-Chuck Norris Facts :ph34r:

    My favorite: "Chuck Norris and the Total Gym sold out for the same reason: they're both CHEAP."
     
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    AHHVTEC Well-Known Member VIP

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    happy b day lol
     
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    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    And he could still break a bears jaw with a roundhouse kick.
     
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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    damn dacheat you beat me to it. Happy B-day Chuck!

    lets hear the chuck norris jokes!
    *every night before bedtime the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris*
     
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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    chucks Norris's tears cure cancer,too bad he never cries....
     
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    holy crap, hes' really 69? he looks 50
     
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    If you were the grim reaper, would you really want to be the one to tell him about his age? :ph34r:

    (I promised myself I'd never crack another pro-norris joke, look what you made me do!)
     
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    when Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet. the water gets Chuck Norris
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    my all time favorite: chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.....if he wants to.
     
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    some one + rep dacheat for me i still have to spread it
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    go to google
    type: Google Chuck Norris
    hit "i feel lucky"

    :)
     
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    :lmao: i love the hellen keller one.
     
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