Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by dacheat, Mar 10, 2009.
how old is he?
this bad ass mofo is 69.
Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
My favorite: "Chuck Norris and the Total Gym sold out for the same reason: they're both CHEAP."
happy b day lol
And he could still break a bears jaw with a roundhouse kick.
damn dacheat you beat me to it. Happy B-day Chuck!
lets hear the chuck norris jokes!
*every night before bedtime the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris*
chucks Norris's tears cure cancer,too bad he never cries....
holy crap, hes' really 69? he looks 50
If you were the grim reaper, would you really want to be the one to tell him about his age?
(I promised myself I'd never crack another pro-norris joke, look what you made me do!)
when Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet. the water gets Chuck Norris
my all time favorite: chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.....if he wants to.
some one + rep dacheat for me i still have to spread it
Chuck Norris Facts
go to google
type: Google Chuck Norris
hit "i feel lucky"
i love the hellen keller one.
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