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happy birthday jeffie

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Mar 4, 2007.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    24 years ago, your mom was spread eagle on a table :p

    have a good one bud
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    and 9 months earlier she was spread eagle on a different table. :ph34r:
     
  3. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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  4. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    lol happy birthaday jeffie
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    happy bday jeffie!!!!
     
  7. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    One of my best friends who is also closer to me then my real dad (old fart in his 60s) always said my mom dropped me off in the bathroom =) then I rag him about how it's only becuase he was the one that knocked her up. sucka!

    Anyways, thanks guys, it's scary knowing 30 is getting closer and closer. :(
    thank god B will hit it way before me.
     
  8. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Happy Birthday Old man.
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    i thought you were older... Happy Birthday mang..!!! less than 3.5 yrs to go for me till i'm 30.. :(
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    I broke jeffie's mom's hymen.

    She was a bleeder, but I just kept spreading with those salad tongs.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    lmao!

    happy birthday jeffie. 24 and successful. right where i want to be :)
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Did you turn her over and use the blood for a salad dressing?
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why do you think you're such a good chef?

    ...its in your blood.
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Bah I learned to cook because her food sucked back in the day.
     
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    Happy Birthday, homo!
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Thanks for the gift y0 I hope your ass still feels stretched :ph34r:
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :bday:

    Don't worry, I'll hit it before B.... and I'll still look younger. :lol:
     
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    hondarin Please enter a value using 50 characters or fewer. VIP

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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    My Chinese friends made me a Chinese cake. yay me!
    Speaking of Chinese I need to jump into bed and get some Chinese and then play some Sudoku with her.

    Then work in the AM... booooo =(
     
  20. ThatGuy4life

    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    Happy belated b-day man
     
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