Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Mar 4, 2007.
24 years ago, your mom was spread eagle on a table
have a good one bud
and 9 months earlier she was spread eagle on a different table.
lol happy birthaday jeffie
happy bday jeffie!!!!
One of my best friends who is also closer to me then my real dad (old fart in his 60s) always said my mom dropped me off in the bathroom =) then I rag him about how it's only becuase he was the one that knocked her up. sucka!
Anyways, thanks guys, it's scary knowing 30 is getting closer and closer.
thank god B will hit it way before me.
Happy Birthday Old man.
i thought you were older... Happy Birthday mang..!!! less than 3.5 yrs to go for me till i'm 30..
I broke jeffie's mom's hymen.
She was a bleeder, but I just kept spreading with those salad tongs.
happy birthday jeffie. 24 and successful. right where i want to be
Did you turn her over and use the blood for a salad dressing?
Why do you think you're such a good chef?
...its in your blood.
Bah I learned to cook because her food sucked back in the day.
Happy Birthday, homo!
Thanks for the gift y0 I hope your ass still feels stretched
Don't worry, I'll hit it before B.... and I'll still look younger.
My Chinese friends made me a Chinese cake. yay me!
Speaking of Chinese I need to jump into bed and get some Chinese and then play some Sudoku with her.
Then work in the AM... booooo =(
Happy belated b-day man
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