After dinner at the in-law's house, I dropped off my girlfriend at our house and went to my dad's to check on the animals / house / my broken down car. So I'm there, taking care of things and I go upstairs and there is this girl sitting on their couch in her underwear.
And my brain shortcircuited.
And she jumped up "HOLY SHIT I didn't know you were here!" It was one of the girls hired to watch the house at night, and she was there all alone. She welcomed me to stay.
Mind you, my mind is still sparking and smoking. I said "No, that's ok. Just wanted to make sure things were ok" and I left.
yeaup yup yup ... getting old.