Has everyone heard about Eliot Spitzer?

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yea, ask her how she feels about her life right now
it might pan out but her name is being spread everywhere as spitzer cum bucket
she probably thinks her life is pretty fucked up
you think it's just hitting her now?

i'm pretty sure it hit her when she was laying under a 65 year old man with his wrinkly cum slinger dragging on her vagina. there is no, i repeat NO girl in the world who enjoys that shit. they all wish it was over, or that brad pitt was on top of them. not even the girls next door. i don't care how rich someone is, money doesn't make you feel better about fucking a gray dick/pussy.

she hated life before this, and she hates it now. now she just lost her paycheck.
 
we both know there's a huge difference between her knowing she's a whore, and EVERYONE that knows her knowing she's a whore

why are you fighting me on this

no matter how bad her life was, its got to be 10x worse today than it was yesterday
 
just in time to put her name on every TV set, news paper, and internet site in the damn country and give her all the publicity and name recognition she needs to kick start her sorry ass music career

with a newspaper report identifying her as a 22-year-old aspiring musician from Manhattan.

as far as publicity goes this is better than a spot on the tonight show

***prediction*** record deal and platinum sales by the end of the summer
 
we both know there's a huge difference between her knowing she's a whore, and EVERYONE that knows her knowing she's a whore

why are you fighting me on this

no matter how bad her life was, its got to be 10x worse today than it was yesterday
i'm not fighting. and yes, she is a national whore. but look at that one bitch that fucked clinton. she got a clothing line, a tv show, all sorts of shit. she is a worldwide whore, but it's better than not being known at all.
just in time to put her name on every TV set, news paper, and internet site in the damn country and give her all the publicity and name recognition she needs to kick start her sorry ass music career



as far as publicity goes this is better than a spot on the tonight show

***prediction*** record deal and platinum sales by the end of the summer
it's free publicity. yeah, everybody knows she's a whore-bag, but at least she got on tv.
 
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hell yea..i would sling one at her...nd yes,her life is even more fucked now!!but hey,sometimes you gotta go through the worst to get to the best,,so her life was
1.before spitzer-not bad but not good,an average life
2.met spitzer-thought it was good at first,because of the 5500 she was getting to lay under that wrinkly ballbag,
3.during spitzer,life is getting real bad,im a whore and its all for an old man
4.after spitzer,life absoFUCKINGlutely blows,now everyone will know me as the whore that laid under that wrinkly ballbag...
5.media time-life is getting better,im still recognized as the whore but hey im selling music,and everyone knows me
 
so she's a big whorebag that is a myspace celebrity and has big ass titties.

sounds like tila tequila to me. and her life isn't too bad.
 
Her husband is her pimp.

Also, the media doesn't seem to mention this, you guys don't seem to mention this, but this cat is a fuckin dem pissbag through and through.
 
I don't like liberals either but at least this guy wasn't soliciting ghey secks in a bathroom

they were both wrong and neither should remina in office
 
Her husband is her pimp.

Also, the media doesn't seem to mention this, you guys don't seem to mention this, but this cat is a fuckin dem pissbag through and through.

Did we forget the DC Madam and how many former exec/repub names she had in her books?
 
***prediction*** record deal and platinum sales by the end of the summer
:werd::withstupid: And she will have to still sleep with some big time record executive to get a record deal. And my prediction is she will.

How stupid can this asshole be to transfer funds out of his bank account. Fucking hit the back and make withdrawals for the money. He deserved to get caught. I hope the send him away, God dam uncle tom.
 
just in time to put her name on every TV set, news paper, and internet site in the damn country and give her all the publicity and name recognition she needs to kick start her sorry ass music career

as far as publicity goes this is better than a spot on the tonight show

***prediction*** record deal and platinum sales by the end of the summer

It's already in the works. I heard on the news tonight that since the Spitzer story broke, she's had enough downloads of her crappy songs to make her a millionaire, and it doesn't look like she's going to be charged with anything either.

Boning Elliot Spitzer FTW!
 
It's already in the works. I heard on the news tonight that since the Spitzer story broke, she's had enough downloads of her crappy songs to make her a millionaire, and it doesn't look like she's going to be charged with anything either.

Boning Elliot Spitzer FTW!


well that settles it... B you need to go fuck Spitzer...then your music career will take off :ph34r:


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The woman at the center of the Eliot Spitzer call girl scandal will have no problem cashing in on her notoriety: Penthouse and Hustler are already knocking on her door.
"We've been looking at that very closely. She's young. She's pretty. She's a model," said Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt. "We would love to do business with her, and we will approach her."
Penthouse has been trying to reach out to 22-year-old Ashley Alexandra Dupre, too, but had yet to make contact Thursday afternoon.
Penthouse Magazine Group president and publisher Diane Silberstein said she would "love to have her in the magazine" and would consider offering her a cover shot.
"She sounds like a very interesting and talented young woman, and I'm sure she has a great story to tell," Silberstein said. "We promise to make it worth her while."
The New Jersey-born Dupre was thrust into the limelight Wednesday when The New York Times identified her as the high-priced call girl whose arrangements for a rendezvous with New York's governor at a Washington, D.C., hotel were secretly monitored by the FBI.
So far, authorities haven't filed charges against Spitzer or Dupre, who was identified in court papers only by her escort agency pseudonym, Kristen. But she has a lawyer and hasn't been speaking about her encounter with the governor while the case is under investigation.
Flynt, who last June took out a full-page advertisement in The Washington Post offering $1 million for anyone who could prove he or she had illicit sexual relations with a prominent politician, suggested that by the time Dupre starts talking she may be too big a media phenomenon for a simple magazine spread.
"She is no doubt going to do a book. There will probably be a movie," he said. "I think she is going to have so many offers coming in that it will probably be wishful thinking just to get in the door."
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bahahaha, thanks jeffie. how did i know that was going to happen?

oh yeah, does anybody remember some hooker named, "marilyn monroe"? wasnt' she an aspiring singer/actor that was banging politicians. she's a fucking icon now. i don't think this bitch will be, but same thing.
 
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