Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Jan 27, 2006.
old lady got a civic last year
she gets this email today
dear civic coupe????
sounds like their mail merge failed. lol
nah, i edited out the name
Drive over a piece of paper so it gets some tire marks on it, smear some oil on the paper, and then rub the paper around the engine bay to get some good ol' dirtiness on it. Then send it back with the heading 'Re: Dear Civic Coupe'.
did you just wake up?
that makes no sense to me...
wtf are you trying to say?
1. Take a piece of paper
2. Drive over the paper so there are tire marks on the piece of paper
3. Smear some oil on the paper so that the paper is oily
4. Rub the paper around the engine bay, so it gets dirty/gritty
Now, you've got a dirty, oily piece of paper with tire marks on it. Title the paper 'Re: Dear Civic Coupe' and send it back to the dealership, as if the car had sent it.
the car is only a year old and always cleaned...
you know the price of stamps just went up right?
i could just write them an email saying thanks for making me underpowered and slow...
Itd be better if you sent real/chopped pics of the car on vacation, but really poorly. IE chopped pic next to the 'leaning tower of pisa' and other way too recognizable landmarks.
Maybe even a postcard about hooking up with some EDM car in france.
i'm thinking about writing back to the dealer saying that the bitch only feeds me 87, never rotates the tires, over uses the brake, and tailgates so close that i've got more rock chips than a texas road...
err does texas use concrete?
Just say "Texas dirt road". That's a good idea, lol.
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