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Has Honda turned gay?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    old lady got a civic last year
    she gets this email today

    dear civic coupe????
    [​IMG]
     
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    hosmer I made the millionth post VIP

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    Stu needs more stuff to do around the office
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    sounds like their mail merge failed. lol
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    nah, i edited out the name
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    Drive over a piece of paper so it gets some tire marks on it, smear some oil on the paper, and then rub the paper around the engine bay to get some good ol' dirtiness on it. Then send it back with the heading 'Re: Dear Civic Coupe'.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    did you just wake up?

    that makes no sense to me...
    wtf are you trying to say?
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    1. Take a piece of paper

    2. Drive over the paper so there are tire marks on the piece of paper

    3. Smear some oil on the paper so that the paper is oily

    4. Rub the paper around the engine bay, so it gets dirty/gritty

    Now, you've got a dirty, oily piece of paper with tire marks on it. Title the paper 'Re: Dear Civic Coupe' and send it back to the dealership, as if the car had sent it.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    the car is only a year old and always cleaned... [​IMG]

    you know the price of stamps just went up right?

    i could just write them an email saying thanks for making me underpowered and slow...
    signed,
    civic coupe
     
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    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    Itd be better if you sent real/chopped pics of the car on vacation, but really poorly. IE chopped pic next to the 'leaning tower of pisa' and other way too recognizable landmarks.

    Maybe even a postcard about hooking up with some EDM car in france.

    [​IMG]
     
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    bahahhahaha

    i'm thinking about writing back to the dealer saying that the bitch only feeds me 87, never rotates the tires, over uses the brake, and tailgates so close that i've got more rock chips than a texas road...

    err does texas use concrete?
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Just say "Texas dirt road". That's a good idea, lol.
     
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