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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by cheese9988, Jul 11, 2004.

  1. cheese9988

    cheese9988 Senior Member VIP

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    ONE - Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you
    could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets I asked for a half
    dozen
    nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
    counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was
    the reply. "So, I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
    "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

    TWO - The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a
    couple of months ago. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a
    few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
    I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register
    and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the
    girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it
    all
    over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she
    said
    to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my
    mind, I
    don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK" and I paid her for the
    things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

    THREE - A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy
    drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was
    doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for
    a
    credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

    FOUR - I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
    "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have
    replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my
    car.
    Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
    battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
    "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys
    to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why
    don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long
    walk."

    FIVE - Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One
    day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
    typing paper. "What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the
    secretary
    told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of
    paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

    SIX - I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home
    was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
    repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in Twister." I
    asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the
    "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

    SEVEN - Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by
    placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a
    photocopy
    machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
    pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
    the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

    "Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid"
     
  2. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    caught in a mosh...
    :lmao:
     
  3. JDMilan

    JDMilan Senior Member

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    I didn't think people like that were still made, guess they are...



    LOL, good post..
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Not a repost, but I've seen most of those before.
     
  5. h22bubbleback

    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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    hahaha....and u if you think about it..those instances are just the tip of the iceberg
     
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    Citizen_Insane Senior Member

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    Holy shit.......I hate people :lol:
     
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    Iron 1 Senior Member

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    I'll replace there blinker fluid for a special price.
     
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