Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Briansol, Jul 10, 2009.
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Essex | First 'healthy' swine flu death
1 healthy person out of billions and billions dies, media will blow this out.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought WHO already bumped it to level 5 a few weeks ago. Just wait until flu season rolls around. It is gonna get nuts.
yeah i think it was raised to full on pandemic level in the middle of june
stay healthy. wash your hands. get your vitamins.
if you start to feel a little sick, go to the doctor. it's not that serious if you just take care of yourself.
it was raised to a level 6 on June 11th
WHO | World now at the start of 2009 influenza pandemic
so far there have been 578 confirmed deaths related to swine flu
out of an estimated 6,770,241,927 people in the world
that means you have about a 1 in 11,713,221 chance of dieing from swine flu
here are a few other figures, for comparison:
i bolded the ones less likely than dieing from swine flu
yes, you have a better chance of being killed from parts falling from an airplane
googled "odds of" found the list on some site... they credited someone else with compiling it
That's a comprehensive list there. It covers all the bases. Why does the media enjoy blowing everything out of proportion... oh right MONEY. People love hearing about tragedies. They eat that shit up.
Chance of dying from ignition or melting of nightwear: 1 in 30,589,556
wtf? nightware? do your skibbies create friction?
depends on how hard you rub while you are sleep-masturbating.
damn now i got to be carefull when im sleeping
You're gonna get it.
I like how E typed "dieing" whereas in the list its always spelled "dying".
E is slipping.
Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 1 in 2,232
Shit from now on I'm washing myself with my garden hose... >_>
Odds of death from exploding garden hose: 1:3,000
Looks like I need to watch where I'm aiming my hose when it explodes. I could kill someone
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