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Help Fight Terrorism At Home

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Capt. Orygun, Aug 15, 2006.

  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY


    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN OR AL QUAEDA MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN, OTHER THAN HIS WIFE, NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

    SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO:

    WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

    CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

    ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN OR AL QUAEDA, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

    AND SINCE THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA ALSO DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

    THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.


    GOD BLESS AMERICA.

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    repost. that went around back when we first went into afghanistan.
     
  3. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Your common, everyday hausfrau - nude ? You obviously don't live in the NE corridor. dem's women's fugly.
     
  4. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    maybe women size 4 and under between the ages of 18 and 28?

    cause holy god, while texas has some hotties, theyve got some uggs too...
     
  5. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    lol

    booo creepy droopy skin pasty chicks

    HORRAY boobies!!!!
     
  6. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Yeah in my area it would be like glopping mashed potatoes on an RC Car and parading them in circles.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    lol, my sup was sitting right here when i laughed out loud at that...even she thought it was funny.
     
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