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Help...Need some detox info.....

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  1. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    Ok, this has nothing to do with legal stuff. This is for the job i recently acquired at Honda.

    I need to take another drug test and pass. I have until 5PM tomorrow to relieve my system of opiates. For once I'm not even doing the drugs for recreational use. I popped some Tylenol 3's because of back pain, BUT I don't have prescription for them, so it's illegal and would make me ineligible to continue working there.

    I popped 2 today, is there a sure-fire way of detoxifying myself in 24 hours?

    I need to pass this test, I need this job. I've been looking everywhere for a long time and this job isn't half bad.
     
  2. 93civicracer

    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    Go to walmart. Look for this jello product called "Certo". There's specific instructions but it's like a nasty liquid jello product, you gotta drink nothing but water for the day, and then drink both packets of Certo 2 hours before the test and try to hold it in til you get there.

    I've passed countless drug tests like this :thumbsup:. That and if you drink tons of cranberry juice it should work. Kept me away from bars while I was on probation.
     
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    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    have a clean guy friend piss in a jug for you
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i don't think tylenol 3's will show up. i have taken drug test when i was in the air force and had vicodin, loritab, percocet in my system and came out clean. i think they'll mostly test for weed.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    bahaha, i pissed in a condom once for my friend to take it to work. he held it in his whitey tighties to keep it warm. fucking nasty.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    Are you sure this works?
    What's your height and weight?

    they test the temp as soon as I walk out of the bathroom
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    I already came up positive for opiates on the first test, this was after taking a couple of the Tylenol 3's. They have codeine in them.
     
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    keep the cup in your junk and warm it with a lighter in the bathroom before you go in
     
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    i saw on that movie "harsh times" they guy made a home-made catheter and injected clean piss up his pee hole.
     
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    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    I'm 5'8" and 210 pounds but I was more like 175-180 pounds at the time. Yea man that Certo will have you pissin clean and crystal clear. Should be in a blue box and have 2 liquid packets in it, I'd tell a bigger guy to drink more but it's hard to hold it in for 2 hours. And you gotta drink nothing but water on test day, try not to eat much either.
     
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    keep the clean piss in a glass tube with a hand warmer wrapped around it ;)

    they usually wanna see piss in the cup and in the toilet for a valid test. idk if u knew, fyi
     
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    Vitamin B6 also helps clean your system out.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    this place isn't that strict, shit they even leave the sink water on
     
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    when i was in the air force, they would actually watch your penis and the stream. nothing is harder than to piss with a man blatantly looking at you dick.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    I've been on probation and jail and numerous drug programs, I'm used to men watching my pee pee .
     
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    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    That's what's good about Certo. It's your actual piss that passes the test.
     
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    yea, i hate that shit. I'd always be "the one" who couldn't piss.
     
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    i heard about dropping a pube in it voids the test. probably just an urban legend.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    You guys really don't need to know all this, I don't have pubic hair.
     
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