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Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
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> Can you cry under water?
> How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were buried in for eternity?
>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>What disease did cured ham actually have?
>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
>If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out
the window?
 
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