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Here are some important things that should be considered.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by whiterabbit06, Feb 25, 2008.

  1. whiterabbit06

    whiterabbit06 Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? VIP

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    > Can you cry under water?
    > How important does a person have to be before they are
    considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
    >Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
    "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
    >Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
    you were buried in for eternity?
    >Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    >What disease did cured ham actually have?
    >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
    would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
    wake up like every two hours?
    > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
    hearing?
    > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
    > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
    in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    >Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
    to see you naked anyway.
    >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
    >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
    a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
    >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
    song about him?
    >Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
    >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
    a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs!
    >If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
    why didn't he just buy dinner?
    >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
    > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
    morons?
    >Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
    same tune?
    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
    >Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
    hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
    >Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
    gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out
    the window?
     
  2. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    hahah i dont care who ya are thas funny right derre...
    "larry the cable guy"
     
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    tunercrazed HS Official Hippie

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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    good times, made my day better.
     
  5. whiterabbit06

    whiterabbit06 Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? VIP

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    I laughed at a few of them. I get E-Mails like this all the time.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    I didn't read it the first couple times I opened this thread but I just did and it was funny.
     
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