Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by VTEC_CBR, Sep 12, 2006.
Sure. If you want to spray your shirt...WITH DOCUMENTS!!
I was listening to Mitch Hedberg...
i walked into Target and missed
lol thats my favorite one he does
Traffic lights are kinda like bannanas, except green means wait, yellow means go, and red means where the fuck did you get that bannana?!
mitch hedberg is/was hilarious...the funny thing about him is...he just gets up there and rambles on about funny shit...and hes all like..."wait...that didnt make sense..." lol
"I was gonna get my teeth whitened, but got a tan insted."
I have both his albums, Mitch Alltogether is definately the better of the two - hes significantly less stoned.
"I really like my FedEx driver - hes a drug dealer and doesn't dealer and doesn't even know it."
i had an ant farm once, them fellas aint grow shit
I like his nascar passenger bit where he says: "You must really like Tide."
I burst out laughing when no one else, crowd included, got it.
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