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Hey, can I borrow your Spray 'N Wash?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by VTEC_CBR, Sep 12, 2006.

  1. VTEC_CBR

    VTEC_CBR Senior Member

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    Sure. If you want to spray your shirt...WITH DOCUMENTS!!
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    ....huh?
     
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    VTEC_CBR Senior Member

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    I was listening to Mitch Hedberg...
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    i walked into Target and missed

    lol thats my favorite one he does
     
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    Traffic lights are kinda like bannanas, except green means wait, yellow means go, and red means where the fuck did you get that bannana?!
     
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    mitch hedberg is/was hilarious...the funny thing about him is...he just gets up there and rambles on about funny shit...and hes all like..."wait...that didnt make sense..." lol
     
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    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    "I was gonna get my teeth whitened, but got a tan insted."


    I have both his albums, Mitch Alltogether is definately the better of the two - hes significantly less stoned.

    "I really like my FedEx driver - hes a drug dealer and doesn't dealer and doesn't even know it."
     
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    i had an ant farm once, them fellas aint grow shit

    :lol:
     
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    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    I like his nascar passenger bit where he says: "You must really like Tide."

    I burst out laughing when no one else, crowd included, got it.
     
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