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IDMaxGuy

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http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

Kinda work warning, nothing bad on the link, just it would be considered HR sensitve where I work...




You have made 8.53125 gallons and 71.196727875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 60.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2184 kittens.

mmmmm internet... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
i am SOOOOOOOOO not posting my results LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by highperboi@Nov 13 2003, 01:29 AM
i dont understand the killing kittens thing? how does that worK?

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You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.


HU-RAH!
 
You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 78 yards.
You have killed approximately 505,440,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2808 kittens.


I have a LONG way to go, I better get started now......BRB
 
You have made 26.541666666667 gallons and 221.50093116667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.4155555555556 football fields!
You have killed approximately 917,280,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5096 kittens.

20 years old with a girlfriend, still have a ways to go.
 
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