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holiday for guys.. lol

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by eg6sir, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    ok guys.. let your women know about this holiday.. :thumbsup:

    Valentine's Day for men: March 20th....


    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

    Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

    Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

    The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.



    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

    Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

    Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

    The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
     
  2. GSRCRXsi

    GSRCRXsi Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    steak and blowjob day is observed on march 14th. i know cause its my birthday :)
     
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    For me, it's every saturday.

    :ph34r:
     
  5. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    my bad then.. maybe its been around.. i've never heard this and thought is was funny as hell.. let me edit it
     
  6. reikoshea

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    *sniff....BJ AND steak every saturday...lucky bastard.

    Usually i get one and not the other....
     
  7. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I think I celebrated that yesterday... my GF was showered but it wasn't with gifts LMAO
     
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    ripperbone angry bear

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    [​IMG] golden shower?
     
  9. reikoshea

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    golden shower after a bj...thats just strange, yo.

    think a lil harder...
     
  10. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    no you sick germans moneyshot FTW!
     
  11. pissedoffsol

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    i want grilled chicken and BJ day.

    steak is weak
     
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    ripperbone angry bear

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    [​IMG] i know

    i was j/p

    hell no

    sushi and BJ day :thumbsup:
     
  13. reikoshea

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    your weak, b

    chicken........just dayum, someone aint cookin your steaks right.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    naw, i love sushi and all..... but i can only handle one fish snadwhich at a time :p
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    LOL...i lubs the sushi too, but youre right...cant have sushi and BJ day...thatd just be awkward.
     
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    jimboburgess Go fast, Go Cheap

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    george costanza tried to combine food and sex, just don't try getting tv in their
     
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    That's 69 Day!!


    I love steak!! With some A1!! MMMMMMmmmmmmm!!!! Has anyone ever ate at a Steak Escape?
     
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    :werd:

    It's not a new concept. Although, I try to convey this idea to my girl every instant I can, no need for a "holiday" :mrgreen:
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Damn you Jeff, I was thinking the SAME thing! Great minds think alike y0! And yes, Steak Escape is amazing. I prefer homecooked though, by me.
     
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