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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    FROM:SULLAMAN & ASSOCIATES,
    ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
    SOLICITORS & ADVOCATES
    VICTORIA ISLAND,
    LAGOS-NIGERIA.

    TELEPHONE:234-803-354-3653

    Dear Cummiskey,

    I am Barrister Kelvin Sullaman(Esq) a solicitor at law.I am the personal attorney to Mr Mark Cummiskey a National of your country, who here in Nigeria as an oil/gas consultant with venoil development company in Nigeria. Herein after shall be referred to as my client.

    On the 21st of April 1999, my client, his wife And
    their three children were involved in a car accident
    along sagbama express road. All occupants of the
    vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.

    Since then I have made several enquiries to your
    embassy to locate any of my clients extended
    relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.

    After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided
    to track his last name over the Internet, to locate
    any member of his family hence I contacted you.
    I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the
    money and property left behind by my client before
    they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by
    the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

    Particularly, the finance company where the deceased
    had an account valued at about $8million dollars has
    issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or
    have the account confisicated within the next ten
    official working days.

    since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the
    relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent
    to present you as the next of kin of the deceased
    since you have the same last name so that the
    proceeds of this account valued at $8million dollars
    can be paid to you and then you and me can share the
    money. 60% to me and 40% to you.

    I have all necessary legal documents that can be
    used to back up any claim we may make. all I require
    is your honest co-operation to enable us see this
    deal through Will be highly appreciated.

    I guarantee that this will be executed under a
    legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
    any breach of the law.

    please get in touch with me as soon as possible to
    enable us discuss further.


    Best regards,

    Barrister Kelvin Sullaman(Esq)










    fuckign spam
     
  2. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Ten to one that shit's coming out of Nigeria.

    ...just one nuke... that's all I need... just one.
     
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    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    OMG REPLY TO IT...
     
  4. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Aren't you always lobbying to keep us out of the third world, and let them kill themselves?


    Anyway, sounds like the guys who do the cashiers check scam for cars have come up with a new one.
     
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    NotUrAverage_Si Senior Member

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    60% to him and 40% to you...

    wow that sounds reasonable. :wall:
     
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    jesus I got really excited for you for a minute there- oh well :shrug:
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    brian, gimme that guy's email address and let me FUCK with him
    I'll play the naive relative and just jerk this fucker around like he has never been
    jerked around before....
    oooh i got a good one...


    think that will create for some good postin' on here :lol:
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    junk mail, shit mail, same thing................ok bad analogy.......... :ph34r:
     
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    FFCiv Senior Member

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    as me and my friends say, " DOOOOOOOO IIIIT"
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Milan, are you drunk again?
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    actually no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


    will be - party tonight at my buddies house.........yahhhhhh!!!!!!!!


    free shitty keg beer........yuck.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    :thumbsup:

    id love to blow up a few small countries...
     
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    I already tried replying to one of those...dead address, I was pissed, i wanted to fuck with them SOOOOOO bad!!!

    Fucking retarded ass Nigerian scammers :bash:
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!
     
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    i dont get it. is the whole country of nigera scammin people like this, and the government is in on it and doesnt care? what the hell is going on. thats fucked up. so its like all of nigera is saying.."hi, we are a poor country, so we are gonna scam you over the internet"?
     
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