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HONDA DISS

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Smonkeyboy, Nov 11, 2003.

  1. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    what do hondas and tampons have in common???









    every pussy has one.






    as much as i love hondas, i still thought this was creative, i heard it from one of my CHEVY 4X4 friends so dont kill me for it.
     
  2. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I've heard it a million times.
     
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    MaliWho97 Senior Member

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    Haha, good one. But, you've got to notice, the V-8 car owners are usually the ones that need that car due to lack of endowment. Us honda owners just like the hobby.
     
  4. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    chevy's are like assholes. most everyone has one, and they all look like shit.
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Moments
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    Are
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  6. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha I never heard that.

    my personal favorite, and an oldie, which I've had the most experience with is: Fixed Or Repaired Daily

    :p
     
  7. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    I prefer Fuckin' Only Runs Downhill. This one only works in Burlington VT, but there's a junkyard there named Rathies. Fly Over Rathies and Drop.
     
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    I like built with tools not chopsticks, old, but still funny.
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    i had to read that like 15 times before i caught on.

    First On Race Day, mothaphuckas!!!
     
  10. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    finish it... first on race day to break down. :lol:


    Fucking Ford's. :p
     
  11. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    FORDTBD ??










    that was a joke....
     
  12. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :doh: you read into it to much. ;)
     
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    an oldie

    Found On Road Dead
     
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    fucked on race day ownz
     
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    driver1 Senior Member

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    oh ya

    Poor
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    civicgirlracer97 Banned

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    FORD= Fucked Over Riced Domestic

    Before my girl got her swap (because now she can spank me in more ways than one ;) ) I asked her if she knew what HONDA meant......

    H- Her
    O- Old
    N- Nissan
    D- Doesn't
    A- Accelerate
     
  17. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i like...

    MOVE
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    ARE
    RACING

    B)
     
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    thats why i went to work on ford's, job security. my favorite one is


    NASCAR = Non Atheltic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
     
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    Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
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    that chevy, pontiac, nascar is funny as shit
     
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    MOPAR: Most Original Parts Are Rusty

    There was another NASCAR one I heard recently but can't remember at the moment :)
     
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