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hottest cop ever

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  1. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    here is my little story (its short and pointless)

    i was coming into town from school today and was following this cop, i was like man i should pull up next to her and tell her that her gas door is open (and it was) and no sooner did i think this then did she kindof pull off the side of the road, not turn, just kinda pull off the side (at this point i know whats coming). i think i flipped my blinker on to turn before she got her lights on. she pulls me over, and i am not greeted with the usual 6' 225lb she man, but this girl was like 5' 5", 115lbs, blonde. she was by far the hottest cop i had ever seen. I (like an idiot) am being the biggest queer, i was hitting on hottie police officer. she pulled me over for my front liscence plate that is mounted but i folded it so it is impossible to read, i grab my registration and my tabs went out of date 3 days ago, she didnt give me a ticket as long as i promised to go straight to the DMV and get new tabs, so i was like sure. i think she thought i was drunk because she gave me an in car sobriety test, but DAMN i wish i had my camera, i was really temted to mouth off to get her to cuff me, but then i decided i didnt want to go to jail. END


    told you it was pointless
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    lol thats actually a really cool story! :thumbsup: ive seen a few hottie female cops out here in socal.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    there's one bitch cop in bristol.... and shes a fucking bull dog dike. straight up. im more scared of her than most the other donut pounders in town
     
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    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    Been there... Experienced that.

    I don't think there is a hot female cop in memphis... period.
     
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    driver1 Senior Member

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    :poop: worthless without pics
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    One day at work a coworker was lookin for the light to the freezer, and accidently tripped the silent alarm on the inside, well about 5 minutes later or so a really hot chick in uniform, probably about 5'9" hazel colored hair came in...me and my boss (who is married and doesn't normally talk about women like this) were both like daaaaaaaaaaayyyuuuuummm.... I didn't know Fort wayne had such hot cops. I wanted her to cuff me, even though I didn't trip the alarm. :D
     
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    most of the cops here are pretty nasty but there is a nice hot blond. But i never get pulled over by her.
     
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    u had your chance and messed up...you should of said something..

    cops are humans too.....just like US....u never know she might be back at the station telling her friends how she pulled over this hot guy and she was scared to say something..LOL
     
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    c'mon now, your talking about Smonkeyboy...lol :ph34r:
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    :concur:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    :withstupid:
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    :werd: she is such a fucjking cunt. She was trying to give me a reckless driving charge for chirping my tires.
     
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    mind you this was in a 1973 VW super beetle...sky blue of course ;)
     
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    now you know what you gotta do now. you gotta go get your digi cam and chase her down and snap some pics.
     
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    Im guessing that you wussed out in telling her that her gas cap was open too huh?
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Carry a disposable camera in the car. Then, get out and take her picture with you, ala "Insomniac with Dave Atell"


    There are some really cute cops in my area too. I wink at them and wave.


    -> Steve
     
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    :concur:
    Im wiht you 100%

    thats funny shit y0 :D :lol: :bo:
     
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    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    no as soon as she pulled moe over and told me what i did i was like "hey i think your gass cap is open" she looked and was like "Thanks" :ph34r: :D
     
  20. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    did u get a glimpse of her ass when she turned around?? lol
     
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