how bad do i suck? home on a saturday...sober

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totalburnout said:
Honestly, I'll rub it in that I'm in heaven right now. Back massages daily, sex daily, sugah momma, sweet as can be... I don't know what to do with myself.
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Fun ain't it. But I'm with Cel on this one, I've had one chick that would just lay there. Chicks love getting into it.
 
sLuShBoXtEgGy said:
Fun ain't it. But I'm with Cel on this one, I've had one chick that would just lay there. Chicks love getting into it.
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i've had dead lays to. thats when you just work them over and bounce afterwards. if they are at your place, kick them out or fall asleep.as long as i got off, i don't care if they just lay there. for some reason, my girlfriends are usually good in bed...coincedence? i think not. i won't have a gf that isn't horny or is just plain lazy.
 
get_nick said:
i've had dead lays to. thats when you just work them over and bounce afterwards. if they are at your place, kick them out or fall asleep.as long as i got off, i don't care if they just lay there. for some reason, my girlfriends are usually good in bed...coincedence? i think not. i won't have a gf that isn't horny or is just plain lazy.
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The one I had would literally get her's then go to bed. It sucked. I would just try to get off real quick and as you said, then you bounce.
 
sLuShBoXtEgGy said:
The one I had would literally get her's then go to bed. It sucked. I would just try to get off real quick and as you said, then you bounce.
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naw man, fuck that. when my ex would get pissed and get off then want to quit, i jerked off when she rolled over. i shot it right on her back. don't fuck with me. hahaha, i will violate a bitch if she's acting stupid. i have done bad stuff to women. stuff i'm not proud of that makes for funny stories. if you want to compare stories, you can hit me up on im.
 
get_nick said:
naw man, fuck that. when my ex would get pissed and get off then want to quit, i jerked off when she rolled over. i shot it right on her back. don't fuck with me. hahaha, i will violate a bitch if she's acting stupid.
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i thought i'd heard it all. priceless!
 
Pinky said:
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i thought i'd heard it all. priceless!
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like i said, i've done a lot of things i'm not proud of. but i don't take any bullshit from a woman. haha, i've got stories like no other.
 
I'll have a chat with my sister, how about that ?
 
I'm laughing because my sister looks like me, only shorter.
 
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