>>Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
>>>> intelligence.
>>>> So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
>>>> losing
>>>> it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the
>>>> answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind
>>>> and...begin.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
>>>> something
>>>> else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question
2.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the
>>>> next
>>>> question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat.
>>>> It
>>>> may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
>>>> appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then
proceed
>>>> to
>>>> question 3.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from
>>>> blue
>>>> bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
>>>> made
>>>> from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
>>>> what
>>>> the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If
you
>>>> said
>>>> "glass," then go on to Question 4.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
>>>> Germany.
>>>> (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into
>>>> West
>>>> Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
engines
>>>> fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
>>>> failing,
>>>> decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails
>>>> before
>>>> he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no
>>>> man's
>>>> land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury
the
>>>> survivors East Germany, West Germany or in "no man's land"?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else,
>>>> you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
plane
>>>> crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "They
>>>> wouldn't
>>>> bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
>>>> Milford
>>>> Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six
>>>> people
>>>> get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get
off
>>>> and
>>>> four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In
>>>> Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,
six
>>>> people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What
>>>> was the name of the bus driver?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
It
>>>> was
>>>> YOU!!
>>>> intelligence.
>>>> So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
>>>> losing
>>>> it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the
>>>> answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind
>>>> and...begin.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
>>>> something
>>>> else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question
2.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the
>>>> next
>>>> question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat.
>>>> It
>>>> may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
>>>> appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then
proceed
>>>> to
>>>> question 3.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from
>>>> blue
>>>> bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
>>>> made
>>>> from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
>>>> what
>>>> the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If
you
>>>> said
>>>> "glass," then go on to Question 4.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
>>>> Germany.
>>>> (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into
>>>> West
>>>> Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
engines
>>>> fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
>>>> failing,
>>>> decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails
>>>> before
>>>> he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no
>>>> man's
>>>> land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury
the
>>>> survivors East Germany, West Germany or in "no man's land"?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else,
>>>> you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
plane
>>>> crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "They
>>>> wouldn't
>>>> bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
>>>> Milford
>>>> Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six
>>>> people
>>>> get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get
off
>>>> and
>>>> four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In
>>>> Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,
six
>>>> people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What
>>>> was the name of the bus driver?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
It
>>>> was
>>>> YOU!!