HOW STUPID ARE YOU TODAY?

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>>Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
>>>> intelligence.
>>>> So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
>>>> losing
>>>> it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the
>>>> answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind
>>>> and...begin.
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
>>>> something
>>>> else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question

2.

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>>>> 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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>>>>
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>>>> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt

the

>>>> next
>>>> question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even

overheat.

>>>> It
>>>> may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
>>>> appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then

proceed

>>>> to
>>>> question 3.
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>>>>
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>>>>
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>>>> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made

from

>>>> blue
>>>> bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is


>>>> made
>>>> from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"


>>>> what
>>>> the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If

you

>>>> said
>>>> "glass," then go on to Question 4.
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
>>>> Germany.
>>>> (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into


>>>> West
>>>> Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the

engines

>>>> fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
>>>> failing,
>>>> decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails


>>>> before
>>>> he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no
>>>> man's
>>>> land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury

the

>>>> survivors East Germany, West Germany or in "no man's land"?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING

else,

>>>> you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a

plane

>>>> crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "They
>>>> wouldn't
>>>> bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
>>>>
>>>>
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>>>> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
>>>> Milford
>>>> Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six


>>>> people
>>>> get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get

off

>>>> and
>>>> four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In
>>>> Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,

six

>>>> people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What

>>>> was the name of the bus driver?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?

It

>>>> was
>>>> YOU!!
 
i'm still in second grade, i seriously fucked up everyone of those questions even though i've heard them before
 
i made it to the second one. but i just woke up.
 
i messed up on the greenhouse and the bus one. but I think the real answer was 26.
 
Originally posted by 92civicb18b1@Feb 10 2005, 12:43 PM
i messed up on the greenhouse and the bus one. but I think the real answer was 26.
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:werd:

i didnt feel very smart today anyway
 
see, by the time i read the greenhouse one, i knew what they were asking, so it was pretty obvious. i should show you all 'the moron test' however, i have to draw pictures and shit... but it's good stuff.
 
Originally posted by StarBellieAngel@Feb 10 2005, 12:40 PM
those are easy... mainly because i'm the one telling them to others. the 'milk' one ALWAYS works. well, 99% of the time. ;)
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that one got me, but a baby cow drinks milk so its not all wrong.
 
Originally posted by Battle Pope@Feb 10 2005, 11:26 AM
That one was a trick question. You don't write "green house" when you're talking about a Greenhouse.
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:withstupid:
 
Originally posted by sLuShBoXtEgGy+Feb 10 2005, 03:11 PM-->
StarBellieAngel
@Feb 10 2005, 12:40 PM
those are easy... mainly because i'm the one telling them to others. the 'milk' one ALWAYS works. well, 99% of the time. ;)
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that one got me, but a baby cow drinks milk so its not all wrong.
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you're just saying that as a copout cuz you got it wrong... don't lie. lol :p you won't get off on that technicality. the green house one is acceptable. they didn't say 'what does A CALF drink?' they said 'what does A COW drink' maybe they should have said 'what do heiffers drink?' instead.
 
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