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HOW STUPID ARE YOU TODAY?

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    >>Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
    >>>> intelligence.
    >>>> So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
    >>>> losing
    >>>> it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the
    >>>> answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind
    >>>> and...begin.
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    >>>>
    >>>> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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    >>>> Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
    >>>> something
    >>>> else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question

    2.

    >>>>
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    >>>> 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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    >>>> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt

    the

    >>>> next
    >>>> question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even

    overheat.

    >>>> It
    >>>> may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
    >>>> appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then

    proceed

    >>>> to
    >>>> question 3.
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    >>>>
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    >>>> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made

    from

    >>>> blue
    >>>> bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is


    >>>> made
    >>>> from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
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    >>>>
    >>>> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"


    >>>> what
    >>>> the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If

    you

    >>>> said
    >>>> "glass," then go on to Question 4.
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    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> 4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
    >>>> Germany.
    >>>> (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into


    >>>> West
    >>>> Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the

    engines

    >>>> fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
    >>>> failing,
    >>>> decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails


    >>>> before
    >>>> he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no
    >>>> man's
    >>>> land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury

    the

    >>>> survivors East Germany, West Germany or in "no man's land"?
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING

    else,

    >>>> you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a

    plane

    >>>> crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "They
    >>>> wouldn't
    >>>> bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
    >>>>
    >>>>
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    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
    >>>> Milford
    >>>> Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six


    >>>> people
    >>>> get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get

    off

    >>>> and
    >>>> four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In
    >>>> Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen,

    six

    >>>> people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

    What

    >>>> was the name of the bus driver?
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    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?

    It

    >>>> was
    >>>> YOU!!
     
  2. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Those were easy, y0. :)
     
  3. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Hello, and welcome to third grade y0
     
  4. racintweek

    racintweek Senior Member

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    i'm still in second grade, i seriously fucked up everyone of those questions even though i've heard them before
     
  5. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i fucked up the green house one. lol
     
  6. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    That one was a trick question. You don't write "green house" when you're talking about a Greenhouse.
     
  7. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    i made it to the second one. but i just woke up.
     
  8. adidas_man

    adidas_man Honorary Honda Driver

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    :withstupid:
    other than that the others were easy
     
  9. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    those are easy... mainly because i'm the one telling them to others. the 'milk' one ALWAYS works. well, 99% of the time. ;)
     
  10. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    i messed up on the greenhouse and the bus one. but I think the real answer was 26.
     
  11. Slammed90Lude

    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    yeah it was- i fucked everyone up- but i'm already half drunk so i'm going to say that was the problem
     
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    :werd:

    i didnt feel very smart today anyway
     
  13. tylonalsnifnfool

    tylonalsnifnfool Senior Member

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    the only ones i actualy got were the green house one and the plane one.
     
  14. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    see, by the time i read the greenhouse one, i knew what they were asking, so it was pretty obvious. i should show you all 'the moron test' however, i have to draw pictures and shit... but it's good stuff.
     
  15. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    that one got me, but a baby cow drinks milk so its not all wrong.
     
  16. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :withstupid:
     
  17. Prowler

    Prowler Super Moderator

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    Got em all. Bow to your master.
     
  18. StarBellieAngel

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    you're just saying that as a copout cuz you got it wrong... don't lie. lol :p you won't get off on that technicality. the green house one is acceptable. they didn't say 'what does A CALF drink?' they said 'what does A COW drink' maybe they should have said 'what do heiffers drink?' instead.
     
  19. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    the milk one screwed me, i got the rest though :p
     
  20. hcivic.com

    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    i got them all wrong?
    wtf have i been smoking tonight
     
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