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how the hell do i get a hickey off?

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  1. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    yea, stupid question, but does anyone know any way other than makeup, to help make this shit not as noticable. i might have to go to work tonight, and i got a party at my house later, i don't want this shit all obvious.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    rub it with a spoon.
     
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    that shit works?
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    try hot bacon greese. If it doesnt remove the hickey you could fall back on the I burned myself cooking speach.
     
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    nice. thanks [​IMG] i don't think hot grease is gonna feel good on the side of my neck.lol
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    yeah, it gets the blood to dissapate.
     
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    hahaah hickeys are the dumbest thing ever. let me pleasure you by breaking all the blood vessels under your skin... mmmmm hot.
     
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    Stop dating 14 year olds... :p
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    the chap stick cap method works good too!
     
  12. Dustin_m

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    haha. naa, shes 15.



















































    j/k. yea they're dumb but i didn't realize it till this morning. it wasn't like we were sitting there trying to make them, it just happened. its not that bad, so i think i can get it lightened up a little
     
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    yea so i kept messing with em and now they are dark like bruises. it looks like two fingerprints kinda, so i'm just gonna make up some BS story, i don't wanna deal with a write up over this shit, ill jsut say i got in a fight or somethin stupid like that
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Well...do this..

    get someone to give you a hickey on the other side of the neck...

    Then go get one of those arrows that has a wire on it that when put on the neck...it appears that the arrow is going thru like you just got shot by an indian....or got to walmart and get a cheap arrow, cut a section out of it, fab up a wire that goes behind the neck, and holds up the other side....

    I mean hell...it's Halloween right now...play the part... [​IMG]
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    tooth paste worked for me.....i put alot and covered it...it was almost gone over night....about as big as a quare...not to blue though
     
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    who the fuck still gives hickeys??
    she's obviously trashy... ditch her
     
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    Was this a vacuum cleaner ?
     
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    nice
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Treat it like a bruise or swelling: Cold for 15 minutes, heat for 15 minutes.

    Or, just deal with it, And next time she starts leaching, slap the bitch to the floor. :ph34r:

    I hate hickies.. On my neck... :ph34r: Besides, bloody scratches and claw marks on the back are a MUCH more manly "battle wound" :mrgreen:
     
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