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How to be Asian.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Loco Honkey, Nov 14, 2003.

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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    1. Your screenname is a mix of lower and upper case letters, and/or the substring "aZn"

    2. Your chemical hair stands up on end like a Dragonball Z character, because you're young and afraid

    3. Desperately wishing you were black, you regularly exercise such ebonics as: 'aight', 'tiite', 'sup', 'foo', 'wack', 'playa', and 'dawg'

    4. You're an officer in the ABA/AAS/AAA/HKSA/CSA/TSA/*A* of your school

    5. Your online speak uses the letter "z" whenever possible

    6. You belong to some Asian exclusive Christianity group

    7. Your dorm room booms with the sounds of Starcraft whenever I walk by, at any hour of the day ... "kas navidak"

    8. You have a blackbelt in Starcraft || Counterstrike || DDR || Capcom vs. SNK

    9. Your website uses lots of black backgrounds

    10. Girls: You talk exactly like the Caucasian airheads in the movie Clueless -- absolutely whitewashed

    11. Your hair is dyed, highlighted with streaks of usually blond or red

    12. You date a white guy

    13. You only associate with azn ppl

    14. You're not a basketball player -- you're a "baller"

    15. You used to play the piano, but then you quit and now you don't remember anything

    16. Girls: To be cute, you like to ask people if they have any candy, or sometimes you say out loud "i need to go pee"

    17. Girls: You're pathologically obsessed with Sanrio paraphernalia

    18. You dress just like a denim-clad thug in a hip hop video, or like you just walked out of a Gap commercial

    19. You wear a necklace with some Chinese character, which you probably can't write

    20. When you go to parties, all your homies are wearing black

    21. You only listen to hip-hop and techno

    22. You painted checkboard flags and racing stripes on your frickin Honda Civic

    23. Your hair has the standard issue asian boy fade ™

    24. You think you're somehow superior to the average FOB

    25. You bought your own pool stick, because carrying one will make poser boy look cool

    26. In chatrooms, you say "any foin ladies in da house?"

    27. You find this list offensive, like it implies there's something wrong with you or something

    28. ALWAYZ REPRESENT AZN PRYDE WORLDWYDE! even if you're just embarrassing the asian race
     
  2. NoJokE

    NoJokE Senior Member

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sooooooooooooooooo
     
  3. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    Oooo thanks for the list!!


    <--------- Banana. ;) :lol:
     
  4. jiahanhao

    jiahanhao Senior Member

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    hmm.. i do look like a gap model... and i am sporting ubiquitous fade... dammit.. err

    GAN! GAN GAN GAN!

    wo shi aZn ren...
     
  5. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    i used to play piano....

    but then i quit and i can't remember anything.




    seriously.
     
  6. jiahanhao

    jiahanhao Senior Member

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    Therefore you are asian... :D
     
  7. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    I need to go pee!

    Ooops. Shit. I'm aZn, nukka.
     
  8. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    quick joke.

    how do you know a asian has broken into your house?

    1. your math homework is all done, complete with checks
    2. dogs are missing
    3. cars are parked sideways on the lawn.
     
  10. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    :roll: Lame :roll:
     
  11. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
     
  12. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Pointless thread. Locked.

    :locked2:
     
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