Loco Honkey
Banned
1. Your screenname is a mix of lower and upper case letters, and/or the substring "aZn"
2. Your chemical hair stands up on end like a Dragonball Z character, because you're young and afraid
3. Desperately wishing you were black, you regularly exercise such ebonics as: 'aight', 'tiite', 'sup', 'foo', 'wack', 'playa', and 'dawg'
4. You're an officer in the ABA/AAS/AAA/HKSA/CSA/TSA/*A* of your school
5. Your online speak uses the letter "z" whenever possible
6. You belong to some Asian exclusive Christianity group
7. Your dorm room booms with the sounds of Starcraft whenever I walk by, at any hour of the day ... "kas navidak"
8. You have a blackbelt in Starcraft || Counterstrike || DDR || Capcom vs. SNK
9. Your website uses lots of black backgrounds
10. Girls: You talk exactly like the Caucasian airheads in the movie Clueless -- absolutely whitewashed
11. Your hair is dyed, highlighted with streaks of usually blond or red
12. You date a white guy
13. You only associate with azn ppl
14. You're not a basketball player -- you're a "baller"
15. You used to play the piano, but then you quit and now you don't remember anything
16. Girls: To be cute, you like to ask people if they have any candy, or sometimes you say out loud "i need to go pee"
17. Girls: You're pathologically obsessed with Sanrio paraphernalia
18. You dress just like a denim-clad thug in a hip hop video, or like you just walked out of a Gap commercial
19. You wear a necklace with some Chinese character, which you probably can't write
20. When you go to parties, all your homies are wearing black
21. You only listen to hip-hop and techno
22. You painted checkboard flags and racing stripes on your frickin Honda Civic
23. Your hair has the standard issue asian boy fade
24. You think you're somehow superior to the average FOB
25. You bought your own pool stick, because carrying one will make poser boy look cool
26. In chatrooms, you say "any foin ladies in da house?"
27. You find this list offensive, like it implies there's something wrong with you or something
28. ALWAYZ REPRESENT AZN PRYDE WORLDWYDE! even if you're just embarrassing the asian race
2. Your chemical hair stands up on end like a Dragonball Z character, because you're young and afraid
3. Desperately wishing you were black, you regularly exercise such ebonics as: 'aight', 'tiite', 'sup', 'foo', 'wack', 'playa', and 'dawg'
4. You're an officer in the ABA/AAS/AAA/HKSA/CSA/TSA/*A* of your school
5. Your online speak uses the letter "z" whenever possible
6. You belong to some Asian exclusive Christianity group
7. Your dorm room booms with the sounds of Starcraft whenever I walk by, at any hour of the day ... "kas navidak"
8. You have a blackbelt in Starcraft || Counterstrike || DDR || Capcom vs. SNK
9. Your website uses lots of black backgrounds
10. Girls: You talk exactly like the Caucasian airheads in the movie Clueless -- absolutely whitewashed
11. Your hair is dyed, highlighted with streaks of usually blond or red
12. You date a white guy
13. You only associate with azn ppl
14. You're not a basketball player -- you're a "baller"
15. You used to play the piano, but then you quit and now you don't remember anything
16. Girls: To be cute, you like to ask people if they have any candy, or sometimes you say out loud "i need to go pee"
17. Girls: You're pathologically obsessed with Sanrio paraphernalia
18. You dress just like a denim-clad thug in a hip hop video, or like you just walked out of a Gap commercial
19. You wear a necklace with some Chinese character, which you probably can't write
20. When you go to parties, all your homies are wearing black
21. You only listen to hip-hop and techno
22. You painted checkboard flags and racing stripes on your frickin Honda Civic
23. Your hair has the standard issue asian boy fade
24. You think you're somehow superior to the average FOB
25. You bought your own pool stick, because carrying one will make poser boy look cool
26. In chatrooms, you say "any foin ladies in da house?"
27. You find this list offensive, like it implies there's something wrong with you or something
28. ALWAYZ REPRESENT AZN PRYDE WORLDWYDE! even if you're just embarrassing the asian race
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