A guy with a very black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a major black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?" Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was one of those tongue twister accidents. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh.'" And she hauled off and punched me right in the eye." First guy: "Wow, this IS a coincidence. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning, and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pass the box of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my whole life you stupid bitch'."