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how to get a black eye

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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    A guy with a very black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a major black eye too.

    He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

    Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was one of those tongue twister accidents. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh.'" And she hauled off and punched me right in the eye."

    First guy: "Wow, this IS a coincidence. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning, and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pass the box of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my whole life you stupid bitch'."
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    well, i thought it was funny.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :D i like it

    its fuckin weak

    but i like it
     
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    driver1 Senior Member

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    ya not bad at all i got a chuckle out of it
     
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    lude68 Senior Member

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    pretty nice..thats fucked up...true but fucked up :D
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Wasn't that a Buddy Hacket line? Funny none the less.
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Quite funny I thought.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    long joke........but a good laugh :lol:
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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