how to get kicked off a flight

[posol]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7386031/

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Board a flight drunk and put your face directly into the chest of a well endowed flight attendant while yelling the words “Blobby, blobby, blobbly.”

Wow, I never thought that would come back to haunt me.

 

[Havok]

lol

 

[Speedracer228]

Snatch a man’s toupee and play “Keep Away” during boarding.

lol

 

[hondarin]

some of those things he said annoy flight attendants were definately warrantable, but some were just part of their job for crying out loud.

 

[webink_EK9]

So B, when were you a ceo of a major company?

 

[GSRCRXsi]

Open an exit before takeoff to see if the emergency slide really works.

best one

 

[phunky.buddha]

 

[Bl6CRX]

[Anchorman] This just in....Stock price plumments after CEO smears his shit all over first class. [/Anchorman].

 

[asmallsol]

the best one is

Charge the cockpit, shouting “Allah be praised,” and then upon reaching the front say, “just kidding.”