How to get my neighbors cat away from, my truck

[get_nick]

soak a piece of chicken in anti-freeze and set it out somewhere. saw this on the news once. a guy killed his neighbors rottweilers with it.

 

[YBLEGAL]

well how'd it makes the news?

obviously it wasnt stealthly enough eh? he got caught?

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

My fraternity house has the most bad ass cat you will ever come across. Shennanigans will literally walk through a party of 200 people like the living room was empty. If you jump at him to try and scare him he will just scowl back at you like, "Are you serious?" He's also pretty playful though, when we play beer pong he sits under the table and when a ball rolls under, he swats it out.

 

[get_nick]

well how'd it makes the news?

obviously it wasnt stealthly enough eh? he got caught?

i suppose they had chicken bones somewhere and could smell the antifreeze. or the neighbor straight up told them. i dunno.